ALBUM: Pork Side of the Moon

Shampoo

Needle Boy

My Little Di

Our Venal Volcano

Ford's Theatre Wipeout

Jesus Jr.

Sulu's Day

By: Paul Rubin

Musicians:

Jim Fourniadis (Sulu, McCoy)
Robert Ierardi (Kirk)
Marie Jamille (Uhura)
Andy Maltz (Spock)
Paul Rubin (Landrey)
Mark Rudolph (Scotty)
Sam Zelda (Chekov)

Script:

(OPENER MUSIC)
SULU: (VOICEOVER) Navigator's log Stardate 37-68.4: (sigh) Another day, another planet, another adventure. And only 4 days til payday.
KIRK: Report Mr. Sulu.
SULU: Assuming standard orbit, Captain.
KIRK: Uhura, open a hailing frequency to the Femyoodian High Council.
UHURA: I have the Minister, Captain.
MINISTER: (broken up) Kirk! You've got to help us! We're in real trouble here! I can't get the..(crash) Jim, please!
KIRK: Minister! Uhura, get him back!
UHURA: All I get is static, Captain.
KIRK: Spock, Bones, come with me. Scotty, you have the com!
SCOTT: Aye Cap'n.
(They exit - long pause)
SCOTT: Mr. Sulu, have you located the Cap'n on the planet?
SULU: Aye sir.
UHURA: Incoming message from the Captain.
KIRK: (on Intercom) We have arrived in the Council Chamber. There's no one in sight. We'll keep you informed. Kirk out.
(Pause)
CHEKOV: (Sotto) Sulu.
SULU: (Sotto) What?
CHEKOV: (Sotto) Crazy Eights?
SULU: (Sotto) You always win Crazy Eights.
(Pause)
CHEKOV: Go Fish?
SULU: (Sighs) Alright. Got any fives?
CHEKOV: Go Fish. Got any eights? Any ones?
SULU: Go fish.
UHURA: Mr. Scott, I have subspace interference.
SCOTT: Squelch it.
SULU: Got any twos?
CHEKOV: Go Fish. Got any seexes? I win. (No response) What? What ees the matter?
SULU: (After a pause) Forget it.
(Pause)
CHEKOV: I'm hungry.
(Pause)
SULU: Coming up on perihelion, three, two, one, mark.
(Pause)
SCOTT: I've got to check...engineering, Mr. Sulu, you have the com.
(SCOTT exits)
CHEKOV: I say Wodka.
UHURA: I say Scotch!
SULU: That's not fair, you picked Scotch yesterday.
UHURA: And I MAY pick it tomorrow. Now pay if you want to play.
SULU: All right, Acting Captain Sulu picks...Bourbon. Here's my bet. Chekov, you hold the money.
(Pause)
SULU: Chekov, how about locating the Captain on the planet.
CHEKOV: Nah!
(Snore from LANDREY)
SULU: Hey, Landrey, wake up.
CHEKOV: I'm still hungry.
UHURA: Child, you're always hungry.
(Pause)
CHEKOV: Mr. Sulu, I'm reading a force 10 hurricane on the planet.
SULU: Don't tell me. The Captain, Mr. Spock and Dr. McCoy are..
CHEKOV + SULU: Located in the eye of the hurricane. (SULU sighs)
CHEKOV: And now the hurricane has wanished!
SULU: No kidding, knobhead.
(Pause - SCOTT reenters)
SCOTT: (Too loud) THANK YOU MR. SULU!
SULU: Aye aye Mr. Scott. (sniffs SCOTT's breath - Sotto) Ahh..Scotch. You're the winner, Uhura.
UHURA: (Sotto) Pay up Chekov.
CHEKOV: Okay, okay....Say Uhura, play some Crazy Eights?
UHURA: (Icy) I'm on duty, mister.
(Pause - SCOTT hums tune - Pause - Snore from LANDREY)
SCOTT: Wake up Mr. Landrey, will you Sulu?
SULU: LANDREY!
LANDREY: Huh..?
(Pause)
CHEKOV: I'll...uh..be right back.
SULU: Get me some chips.
UHURA: Pavel honey, will you get me a coffee?
SCOTT: Make that two coffees, Chekov.
CHEKOV: Awww, why do I always have to....
(CHEKOV exits)
SCOTT: (Under his breath) She was only a milkman's daughter....
(LANDREY snores) MR. LANDREY!!
(LANDREY falls off his chair)
LANDREY: Sorry sir, this is my second shift in a row.
SCOTT: Blasted starfleet scheduling...
(CHEKOV returns with snacks)
CHEKOV: Okay, one coffee, one here, and the cheeps...
LANDREY: Say, Chekov, do you have any more Rigelian speedballs?
CHEKOV: Ask Nurse Chapel.
(Pause - Munching)
SULU: What is that you're eating?
CHEKOV: A nalistnicki.
SULU: I'm sorry I asked.
SCOTT: I forgot....something....Mr. Sulu, you have the com.
(SCOTT exits)
CHEKOV: What - again? He's going to need a new liver.
(Pause)
SULU: Chekov, how about locating the Captain on the planet.
CHEKOV: Locate this, "Acting Keptin"!
(Pause)
CHEKOV: Say, how come you keep getting the com?
SULU: How come you can't pronounce the letter 'V'?
CHEKOV: Wery funny!
(Laughter from the crew - Pause)
SULU: Phaser Mumbledy-peg?
CHEKOV: Why won't anyone play Crazy Eights?
SULU: Phaser Mumbledy-peg or nothing. Come on, get the anti-matter shielding.
CHEKOV: Okay, but this time let's only set it on stun.
SULU: Chicken!
(They play)
SULU: Your turn.
(They play)
CHEKOV: Ow! Damn! OH!! (Thud)
SULU: Heh heh, what a loser.
UHURA: Hey Sulu, prop him up, Scotty's coming back.
(SCOTT reenters with difficulty)
SCOTT: THANK YOU MR. SULU!
SULU: Thank you, Mr. Scotch.
(Pause)
UHURA: Incoming message from the Captain.
KIRK: (On intercom) Kirk to Enterprise. Scotty, I need 800 gallons of blackstrap molasses, and enough flour to cover Mr. Spock from head to toe.
SCOTT: Blackstrap Molasses?? (Sigh) Aye sir. Coming right up.
(SCOTT exits)
CHEKOV: (Groggy) Blackstrap Molasses. It was inwented in the Ukraine.
(Moans from all - Pause)
CHEKOV: I'm going to triangulate the captain's position.
SULU: You're not going to use Spock's computer, are you?
CHEKOV: Why not? I'm as smart as that pompous half-breed..(beeps)
SULU: Yeah, that's what you say, but remember what happened last time.
(Computer beeps)
UHURA: Remember last time.
CHEKOV: (IN A FRENZY) I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING! (The Computer breaks) Oh...damn........Sulu, do you think......
SULU: You'll have to tell Mr. Spock YOURSELF.
SCOTT: (Door sounds - he's REALLY drunk) Sulu, get ready to transport the molasses on my signal. (Belch) TRANSPOOT AWAY!
(Pause - Snore from LANDREY)
SULU: I'm reading a runaway power source on the planet, and it looks like it's going to blow.
SCOTT: Well laddies, I've earned my pay for the week. (Empties a bottle and tosses it) I CAN LICK ANYONE ON THIS BRIDGE! (No response) ANYONE! C'mon Sulu...C'mon, ACTING CAPTAIN SULU! Are you AFRAID?
SULU: I'm not afraid of you, you drunken highlands motorhead...
(KIRK, SPOCK and McCOY enter)
KIRK: Secure from general quarters Mr. Scott.
SCOTT: Aye aye sir. (mutters)
McCOY: Well if you ask me it still doesn't add up. Why base a culture on a folktale? It's nonsensical! And then what do YOU do? You let that Vulcan gourmand loose on an innocent planet!
KIRK: Oh, I don't know, Bones, it seemed to be...the logical choice.
SPOCK: Yes, and the dessert WAS fascinating.
(KIRK and McCOY laugh)
SCOTT: Ya wee ballock...Aauughhh!!
(SCOTT falls over)
KIRK: (fading out) Mr. Scott? Scotty? Bones, take a look at him. He's unconscious.....
(END MUSIC)

908-4-6553

Needle Girl

Santa Klutz

On A Bus With Buster

Pinball Wizard In 7 Seconds

Love Makes Me Sick

After You Alphonse

Monkey King

Another Christmas Song

Lyrics by: Paul Rubin / Music by: Torme/Wells & Rubin

Musicians:

Shannon Daley (Backing Vocal)
Jim Fourniadis (Vocal)
Laurie Kilmartin (Backing Vocal)
Paul Rubin (Backing Vocal)
Ray Sage (Drums)
Ed Strelecky (Guitar, Bass)

Lyrics:

Your nuts roasting on the subway seat
All the people looking grim
Rushing about, putting merchants to rout
These folks would trample Tiny Tim (So don't slip as)
You go rushing on the grimy ice
Don't let slush get in your shoe
And don't forget, when you're tired and you're wet
Merry Christmas - Fuck You

See the windows with the sales displays
Stuff that flashes through the night
Been up so long, since the seasons were wrong
And sickly trees bound up with lights (Everybody)
Knows that people just don't give a damn
What each other think or do
So let me say, in a big city way
Merry Christmas - Fuck You

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Insulin

Big Umbrella

Aqualounge

Lake Pennsylvania

By: Paul Rubin

Musicians:

Pedro Alvarez (Vocal, Backing Vocal)
Marti J. Cooney (Backing Vocal)
Jamila Cowie (Steel Drum)
Laurie Kilmartin (Backing Vocal)
Mark Mazzye (Drums)
Kris Parrish (Bass)
Paul Rubin (Backing Vocal)
Ed Strelecky (Guitar, Backing Vocal)
David Wilson (Backing Vocal)

Lyrics:

   I've come up with a daring plan for our economy
   The work would make good jobs and be a spur to industry
   With drills and high explosives it'd be a piece of cake
   Let's sink Pennsylvania and then put in a lake

Lets sink Pennsylvania and then put in a lake
It'd make a bunch of beaches for all the tourists' sake
We'd have a riviera just north of Baltimore
On old Lake Pennsylvania -- the country's newest shore

   It's close to the Atlantic, there's not much to tear down
   We'd move Philly to South Jersey and then let Pittsburgh drown
   I know folks would be angry, but soon they would agree
   When they eat tuna netted where Altoona used to be

Lets sink Pennsylvania and then put in a lake
Although the Pennsylvania Dutch are bound to bellyache
Just hanging off Lake Erie and too large to ignore
It's old Lake Pennsylvania -- with Scranton out the door

   Both New York and Ohio and West Virginia too
   Could add new ports and lush resorts to soak the well-to-do
   The region's ecosystem could sure use the relief
   With civil war memorials turned into coral reefs

Lets sink Pennsylvania and then put in a lake
It might just happen anyway the next time there's a quake
Sure, we'd lose some livestock, but as I said before
We'd get Lake Pennsylvania -- with waterslides galore

   There's flooding in the bible, and that is good advice
   Holland does it often; Hell, Johnstown tried it twice
   And if it proves successful and works the way we think
   Then Kansas or New Mexico could be the next to sink

Lets sink Pennsylvania and then put in a lake
We could always dry it out if we've made a mistake
We'd leave the Alleghenys for islands and what's more
We'd get Lake Pennsylvania -- Lake Pennsylvania
We'd get Lake Pennsylvania -- the country's newest shore

Like some new Atlantis that we learned how to make
Lets sink Pennsylvania and then put in a lake

Louis, Louis

Indian Corn

High Entropy

Scratch 'n' Hear

ALBUM: Cabbie Road

Ghostriders Up The Nose

The S.U.V. Song

My Cabbie Is A Madman

Days Of The Weak

Bungalo Bill Ad Nauseam

The Italian Song

Metal Junior

By: Paul Rubin

Musicians:

Mark Mazzye (Drums)
Kris Parrish (Vocal, Bass)
Paul Rubin (Vocal)
Ed Strelecky (Guitar)

Lyrics:

   I'm a little teapot short and stout
   Here is my handle here is my spout
   When I get all steamed up then I shout
   Tip me over and pour me out

Are you a Metalhead or a serious Rock & Roller with a family of your own? Have you had your fill of Barney, and those insipid songs that every child is taught to sing? What chance does your little rock god have to learn the songs that have ruled an entire planet? Haven't you wished you could listen to all your favorite songs with your child now, before they're all grown up? WELL NOW YOU CAN!

   The itsy bitsy spider went up the waterspout
   Down came the rain and washed the spider out
   Out came the sun and dried up all the rain
   And the itsy bitsy spider went up the spout again

That's right! Rubin Brothers Audio is proud to present METAL JUNIOR! The world's best loved children's songs sung to some of the baddest music from the world's meanest metal bands! You'll get music from AC/DC, Aerosmith, Black Sabbath, Blue Oyster Cult, Danzig, Def Leppard, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Metallica, Rotgutter, Slade, Tesla, Percy Faith, Whitesnake and of course Led Zeppelin!

   Ee I ee I oh! Old MacDonald had a farm,
   And on his farm he had some chicks, Ee i ee i oh!
   With a cluck-cluck here, And a cluck-cluck there
   Here a cluck, there a cluck, Everywhere a cluck-cluck-cluck

All lyrics are guaranteed safe and child-friendly, and all music is guaranteed to KICK BUTT! This is a children's album that you can play for your friends! Your youngster will rock on 'til naptime with METAL JUNIOR!

   'Round and 'round the mulberry bush
   The monkey chased the weasel,
   The monkey thought 'twas all in fun
   Pop! Goes the weasel.

And if you order today. We'll include our children's collection of Southern Rock. That's right, the south will rise again and get ready for pre-school with SOUTHERN ROCK JUNIOR!

   Lord, Mary had a rambling lamb
   Had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow
   And everywhere that Mary went
   That lamb was sure to go

You'll get Lynrd Skynrd doing Ring Around the Rosie, the Marshall Tucker Band On Top of Old Smokie, and Black Oak Arkansas with A Tisket A Tasket. But that's not all. We'll even send you our new collection PUNK JUNIOR! The songs that cheesed off our parents with lyrics that your five-year old can sing for grandma.

   John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, his name is my name, too!
   Whenever we go out, the people always shout
   There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!

So remember, that's METAL JUNIOR, SOUTHERN ROCK JUNIOR and PUNK JUNIOR! And you can rock the treehouse! Available at all finer outlet stores.

Banned By The Man

Lyrics by: Paul Rubin / Music by: the Combo

Musicians:

Burns (Drums)
Paul Rubin (Vocal)
Ed Strelecky (Guitar, Bass)

Lyrics:

We're a novelty band, for cryin out loud! We have yet to turn a profit, and except for my nephews, god love 'em, we have no fans to speak of. But it amuses us to keep making funny music. Oh and our album covers parody famous rock album covers. No one seemed to mind, no one even noticed, until CAFEPRESS.COM sent us a warning.

Suddenly, we had violated the beatles' copyright. VIOLATED THE GOD-DAMNED BEATLES'S COPYRIGHT!!

The 14 CDs we sold last year somehow interfered with their profit-making margin, and we were told to cease and desist. Parody doesn't count when you're selling something. How about that.

Well, INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY MY BARKING ASS!! The only beatles with any musical chops are dead now, and Michael Jackson owns the rights to their music anyway.

What, will our feeble attempt at bringing the Sgt. Peppers album cover to mind prevent that sick overdressed pop music has-been from sucking every last red cent out of the moldering corpse of rock and roll?

They say that there's no such thing as bad publicity, but if you can't use your album cover, then it's NO PUBLICITY. What are you supposed to do? Put out a blank white album? No wait, THE BEATLES OWN THAT TOO! They own the color white. And between Yellow Submarine and Maxwell's Silver Hammer, It's a good thing Carl Perkins wrote Blue Suede Shoes before the Beatles got an injunction.

Since when does doing a parody of a song hurt the original? It reminds people of the song. You end up humming the original after hearing the parody. Sometimes you go out and buy the source material after you've been reminded. Remember OUR LOVE'S IN JEOPARDY? Weird Al's parody nearly doubled it's shelf life!

And say - isn't the whole idea of music really a copyright infringement of some neanderthal bastard named Ook? Ever since he first made that rhythmic grunting sound, he owns music. Oh wait - he didn't have a lawyer yet. So he doesn't get any of the gravy. Too bad, Ook.

And as for us, we're the Band that got Banned - Banned by the Man.

L&O vs. C.S.I.

Lyrics by: Paul Rubin / Music by: Post, Townshend

Musicians:

Burns (Drums)
Marti J. Cooney (Vocal)
Paul Rubin (Vocal, Keys)
Ed Strelecky (Guitar, Bass)

Lyrics:

Remember back during the Crime Show Wars. It was just after the turn of the millenium, Cop shows got so popular they spun off others Until there were too damned many of 'em Law & Orders, there were more and more and more Those grisly new yorkers being streetwise And if you liked the gooeyer stuff There were all those CSIs

Law & Order: Traffic Patrol	Tough guys and asphalt
CSI: Los Alamos	Lizards and cobalt
Law & Order: Court Reporters	Shorthand for days
CSI: Salem	Witches and auto da fe's
Law & Order: Patent Attorney	A filing cabinet
CSI: Piscataway	Have you had it yet?

I couldn't tell the difference between CSI: Minneapolis and CSI: St. Paul And Law & Order: Teacher's Lounge was one long shot Of an empty lounge and the hall Manhattan got rezoned as one huge set For filming Law & Order scenes And The Who got hired as the network house band To do all of the CSI themes

CSI: Mayberry	With coroner Opie
Law & Order: Squeegee Guys	Begging while soapy
CSI: Mohegan Sun	Indian gaming
Law & Order: Sigfried and Roy	Lions for taming
CSI: Columbine	Ran a week, went flat
Law & Order: Fast Food Trainee	You want fries with that?

Soon there were so many cop shows So much legality and crime You had to tivo two sets at once And watch them three at a time The people finally had enough And put a stop to what they saw They hung McGruff in effegy And they passed the Jack Webb law - prohibiting

Law & Order: Stoolies	Mooks tellin' lies
CSI: Cabbage Patch	Felt and button eyes
Law & Order: Janitors	Lysol and a mop
CSI: Jim's Apartment	Just a place to flop
Law & Order: Meter Maids	Handing out the tickets
CSI: SRO Hotel	Bedbugs and rickets
Law & Order: Mannequins	No movement 'less they fall
CSI: Disneyland	It's a small world after all
Law & Order: Photo Clerk	Film done in a rush
CSI: Airline Toilet	Don't forget to flush
Law & Order: Songwriter	Writing songs like this
CSI: Subway Tunnel	Smells a bit like piss

Sam Barleycorn

Peter And The Wolf And The Burrito

Lyrics by: Paul Rubin / Music by: Prokofiev, Burgess

Musicians:

Burns (Drums)
Paul Rubin (Vocal)
Ed Strelecky (Guitar, Bass)

Lyrics:

My dear children, young and old, each character in this tale is represented differently by our combo: Peter is represented by punk; the Roommate by reggae; the Bag of White Powder by surf; the Cop by the drums; Wolf, a recovering addict, by death metal; the Fly by a sort of Hendrix-influenced-acid-rock fusion; and the Burrito by the Champs; and now, dear children, here is our story.

Early one morning, Peter came out the door of his east village walk-up and headed towards Tompkins Square Park. He was going to get breakfast at the local burrito joint. Peter's roommate followed quickly out the door. He was glad to catch up with Peter, because he hoped that Peter would buy him some breakfast. Now, buzzing around in the morning sun was a big black fly. When it saw the roommate, it flew down and dive-bombed him repeatedly. "What's the problem with this fly, man?" said the roommate. If the fly had been able to speak, it would have made a comment on the roommate's personal hygiene. On they went, with Peter trying to avoid conversation with the annoying roomie, and the fly trying to start one. Suddenly something caught Peter's eye. He noticed a bag of white powder sitting on the sidewalk. "Now, I'm not one to look a gift horse in the mouth, but you never know what might be in that bag." said Peter, and walked on by. The roommate disagreed, and stealthily crept toward the bag looking this way and that.

No sooner had the roommate picked up the bag than Wolf, a local, came hurrying up. Wolf had been on his way to the methadone clinic when he had lost that very same bag. He asked Peter and his roommate if they had seen it. Peter payed no attention to Wolf. New Yorkers soon learn to ignore scary people and tourists alike. Peter left his roommate trying to act nonchalant with Wolf and hurried on down the street to the restaurant. Once there, Peter ordered a super vegetarian burrito, hold the guacamole. Outside, Wolf was trying to go through the roommate's pockets. Soon, a scuffle ensued, and the bag of white powder flew into the air. Wolf, in a frenzy to get his bag back, and keep it from the roommate and any prying eyes, leapt up and swallowed the bag whole!

And now, this was how things stood. Peter was waiting for his burrito and watching the crazed Wolf. Wolf was too jazzed to go away now and starting harrassing his roommate out on the sidewalk. Peter figured that he should help out his roommate or he would never get his half of the rent. Then Peter came up with a daring idea. Buying an order of refried beans, Peter went out to the sidewalk where Wolf was circling his roommate. He hurled the beans at Wolf and they lodged in his already dirty hair. Although the lunatic didn't notice the beans, the fly sure did! It changed course, and circled around Wolf's head. The buzzing of the fly caught the attention of Wolf, who tried desperately to swat it, and Peter and his roommate slipped into the burrito joint.

Wolf now noticed that he was alone on the street and looked around wildly for the others. Then he saw them in the restaurant and came charging in after them, but he hadn't noticed the Cop who was finishing his taco grande over by the window. "Is there some problem here?" asked the Cop. But Wolf kept flailing his arms wildly, trying to get rid of the fly. Peter, up at the counter, said, "I saw that guy swallow a bag of white powder a minute ago." And so the Cop hauled Wolf off to the station, and Peter and his roommate followed along to watch.

Imagine the procession. Bringing up the rear, came Peter, happily munching on his burrito. In front of Peter, playing hacky-sac, was his roommate. He grumbled, "This is all very well, dude, but I never got anything to eat." Then came the Cop leading Wolf in handcuffs, and buzzing around Wolf's head, the fly, still trying to get at the beans. And if you use your imagination, you can almost see the little bag of white powder dissolving inside Wolf's stomach.

Show: Sodom and Gorilla

SODOM AND GORILLA - The Story

The OVERTURE opens on the small southern town of Dayton, Tennessee in 1925. The town has set up a trial to test the Tennessee Anti-Evolution Act, and welcomes William Jennings Bryan for the prosecution of the case (BRYAN'S COMIN). Clarence Darrow and his big-city lawyers arrive to handle the defense, and the trial begins under the jaundiced eye of newspaperman H.L. Mencken (REPORT TO THE SUN). During the breaks in the trial, Bryan takes advantage of the eager crowds to sell Florida real estate (CORAL GABLES), while his son languishes in the great man's shadow (WHY'D HE NAME ME JUNIOR?). After a few days' silence, Bryan puts the defense on the run with an impassioned speech (BRYAN SPEAKS) and the town becomes a frenzy of pop culture and confused religious beliefs as the first act curtain falls (SODOM AND GORILLA).

Act two opens with Mrs. Bryan explaining her life with "The Great Commoner" to the defendant, John Scopes (ALMOST FIRST FAMILY BLUES). Scopes longs for a less frantic summer (KATYDID), while the court bailiff gives some views of his own (DARWIN WAS NO IRISHMAN). Finally, Bryan goes under Darrow's cross-examination, to disastrous effect. Rocked by the setback, Bryan and his wife try to come to terms with the situation (DUET), and the trial grinds to a halt, as does Bryan. All that remains is the big finale (THE MONKEY TRIAL).

SODOM AND GORILLA premiered at Theatre 22
in New York City, January 1984.
Book and Lyrics by Paul Rubin
Music by Paul Rubin & Paul Kreshka

THE CAST
Bryan - Paul Rubin
Mencken - Paul Kreshka
Scopes - Doug Overtoom
Bryan Jr. - Craig Bland
Bailiff - Jeffrey Logan
Mrs. Bryan - Janet Farrow
Clara Mae - Carol Dearman
Lulu Bell - Julann Rosa

THE BAND FOR THIS RECORDING
Paul Kreshka - Piano, Bass, Mandolin, Drums, Percussion
Jeffrey Logan - Guitar, Bongos
Sunni Farrington - Clarinet
Doug Overtoom - Banjo
Neil Lifton - Percussion

Audio produced by Neil Lifton & Paul Rubin
Audio engineered by Mike Friese
Audio mixed by Lifton / Rubin / Friese
Audio recorded at Roxy Recorders, NYC 1984

Overture

Bryan's Coming

Lyrics:

(Chorus) Bryan's comin' to save the day
And make those heathens pay
It's our very own judgment day
Now Bryan's on the way
(Mencken) What ever happened to silent night?
(Chorus) Bryan's comin' to save the day
And make those heathens pay
It's our very own judgment day
Now Bryan's on the way

I see his train, it's headed for the station
It can't be very much longer now
The crowd is waitin' in anticipation
William Jennings is comin' to town

Who else but God could hear us when we called him
And send his good right arm for our cause?
We adore you, we're prayin' for you
A modern Moses, bringing the laws

Bryan's comin' to save the day
And make those heathens pay
It's our very own judgment day
Bryan's here today
His train's in, his train's in, no time to delay!

(Bryan) People of Dayton, you who are believers
Thank you for welcoming me to your town
Together with my wife and my son, Junior
We aim to put these atheists down
There is no doubt about the coming trial
It is a struggle to the death
I take a solemn vow upon the bible
To fight the devil till my last breath

(Chorus) Bryan's comin' to save the day
And make those heathens pay
It's our very own judgment day
Bryan's here today

(Bryan) Wait! Here is the very proof we've been awaiting
That folks are here to see sinners cower
The Evening Sun has sent their best man: Mencken!
To tell the tale of God's greatest hour
Well, Mr. Mencken, I am glad to see you
Just let me say now, right from the start
You have the finest talent as a writer
And I mean that, straight from the heart.

(Mencken) Well, Mr. Bryan, Thanks you very much sir
From you a compliment rates very high
You have the finest
Shirt I've ever seen there
Compared to mine, it's so dignified

(Chorus) Bryan's comin' to save the day
And make those heathens pay
It's our very own judgment day
Now Bryan's here today

(Mencken) But now I'd like to introduce the council
That will oppose you in this great trial
What they lack in popular support here
I'd like to think they make up with style

(Darrow, Malone, Mencken) Down with all those sheltering psalms
They're out of date you see
They're out date you see
Psalms won't make all your troubles abate
Lord's in Heaven and the law runs the state
Coast to coast the country will be learning
What publicity we will be earning
When we prove that all those sheltering psalms
Are only poetry

Report To The Sun

Coral Gables

Lyrics:

(Bryan) Wouldn't you like to see a dolphin?
Spend your afternoons just golfin?
Sleep out on the warm beach sand
Wake up with a heavenly tan?

It's there, why wait?
Come to the Sunshine State

All the streets are lined with Palm Trees
Waving in the lazy breeze
Can't you almost feel that endless summer?
And the waves that wash that golden wonder?
Can't you feel pink beach sands
(Menken) As they go down your trunks?

(Bryan) Leave your troubles and we'll go there
There is nothing to compare
To the luscious fruits and red ripe berries
And the many colorful canaries
That inhabit the Palm Trees
By the calm seas

In Coral Gables
Spoke of in fables
A land of rest, for none but the best
Fertile earth and flaming sky
Coral Gables
Surely it's the twinkle in the corner of God's eye

Can't you feel the ocean breezes
Where the weather always pleases?
There's flamingoes, parrots too
Flying through the ocean view
You'll swim and play
And sun, day after sunny day

There is room to spare and then some
Every man gets his own kingdom
And the air is filled with voices singing
Hear the music filled with joy just ringing
See the alligators
(Mencken) Waiting on your lawn

(Bryan) This is Mother Nature's back yard
Where the livings never hard
You can plant your own Garden of Eden
And grow all the food you'll ever feed on
You can swim out at night
(Mencken) When the undertow grabs you just right in

(Bryan) Coral Gables
(Mencken) Undeveloped swamp
(Bryan) Spoke of in fables
(Mencken) Weather's always damp
(Bryan) A land of rest
(Mencken) You can be
(Bryan) For none but the best
(Mencken) Washed out to sea
(Bryan) Fertile earth and flaming sky
(Mencken) Bible beatin' bogs
(Bryan) Coral Gables
(Mencken) Going to the dogs
(Bryan) Surely it's the twinkle
In the corner of God's eye

In Coral Gables
Spoke of in fables
A land of rest, for none but the best
Fertile earth and flaming sky
Coral Gables
Surely it's the twinkle in the corner of God's eye

Why'd He Name Me Junior

Bryan Speaks

Sodom and Gorilla

Almost First Family Blues

Katydid

Darwin Was No Irishman

Duet

The Monkey Trial

SHOW: The Honest Surfer

Surfin' To The Library

Honest Surfer

Mary Todd

Stove Pipe

White House on the Beach

Rockin' Battle Hymn

Ford's Theatre Wipeout

VIDEOS

The S.U.V. Song

Lake Pennsylvania

PRAISE

Morse code for our fans in the coast guard

Cab City Combo, by Ed Strelecky (Read the Original)

“We're a Novelty Band!”

The most offbeat and longest-running musical project of my career(!) was with the New York Novelty Rock band, Cab City Combo. Although we've never actually broken up, it's been years since anything new has been recorded and released. The Combo was the brainchild of Paul Rubin and over the years many friends and acquaintances played sessions with the band. The project was strictly a recording affair; no gigs were ever played and for that reason I always looked at the group (especially in the early days) as if it were The Beatles during the Magical Mystery Tour period. Cab City didn't have to concern itself with the limitations of the stage and was therefore able to use people, instruments, noises, and studio tricks that worked as a one-off in the studio, but would've been hard to reproduce live. Unlike many of my other musical projects I was restrained by a guy functioning as the producer of his own music so I had to come up with cool little parts and riffs (if they weren't already part of the song) and function as part of an ensemble. It was a continuously fun and interesting challenge and I'm ALL about the challenge! It also afforded more trips to the recording studio and I've have always LOVED being in the studio. I can't remember ever having a bad time recording back in those days. We were lucky because we worked with 3 very sympathetic engineers over the span of our career: Jim Fourniadis, Greg Talenfeld, and Gary Knox. They always went the extra mile to indulge Paul's whims and offered invaluable assistance to get the production to really POP. It certainly helped that they are all boss musicians in addition to being studio wizards. Jim was actually a member of The Combo for the first couple of sessions.

When I was a kid, The Dr. Demento show was on the radio every Sunday night and for 2-3 hours he would play a dazzling assortment of weird and funny stuff. (Kind of sounds like 1930s but we're talking early 70s) I used to do homework while well-known, goofy gems like They're Coming to Take Me Away, Transfusion, Lil Red Riding Hood and Shaving Cream, the song that won many of the top 10 countdowns on the show in those days, played in the background. I think the family bought 1 or 2 KTEL novelty compilations but I don't remember them getting a lot of attention. Not only was I also discovering rock and roll and more interested in that, but there was something cool about hearing the funny stuff in the context of a radio format. The songs seemed to lose some of their zip on an LP because I knew what was coming. I didn't think about the whole concept of Novelty again until the early 90s when I was asked by friends if I wanted to play guitar in the Cab City project. I didn't know Paul at that point, but we did the first session and it was a whole lot of fun. Since Paul was doing Novelty Rock I didn't think of it as a huge departure from what any of us were playing anyhow and historically this has always been true. Sam the Sham and the Pharohs are considered by many to be a fine rock n' roll band as are a host of other bands who recorded songs that are considered novelty-esque, like The Champs with Tequila and The Kingsmen with Louie Louie. Cab City was kind of carrying on in the same tradition, but Paul's influences included people like Martin Mull, The Bonzo Dog Band, Frank Zappa, Steve Martin and other twisted luminaries from the 1970s, while Cab City was always a Novelty Project, that definition could be pretty broad at times. Even though the line-up changed for the next session a year or two later, I stayed on and kept doing it.for eleven years. Paul and I had a pretty good working relationship and as time went on our approach to the project changed to something more like Tommy Tedesco or The Wrecking Crew because Rotgutter, the power trio band I was in at the time, became the core of Cab City. As a band we were already super-tight and that allowed all of the Combo recordings to proceed very quickly and smoothly. Dr. Demento actually played The Combo on his show a few times and Paul had a map going on how many people in how many of the US states bought the CDs. While Cab City was never a threat to Weird Al's popularity, it was a nice little project and over the years I was able to put down some really cool and varied guitar on a wide range of music. The sessions were totally fun and part of an era that is rapidly disappearing. Today musicians can avoid recording studios and put their music together on laptops and hardly anyone works with tape. Most of the studios we recorded in over the years are gone now, but it was always an education and a blast to be in that environment putting a project together with like-minded people and friends.

The Combo did get some love over the years, including a nice letter and encouragement from Jello Biafra, punk icon and leader of the Dead Kennedys. Because there was always a veneer of punk rock music and sensibilities in Cab City I was convinced that Paul had aspirations to be a punk rock star! Because most of the musicians in The Combo were capable and comfortable doing that and because punk rock is usually humorously irreverent, the combination worked and it appealed to fans of both styles of music. Even when the music didn't sound like punk, there was usually a twisted, misanthropic attitude to the lyrics that sounded like PUNK ROCK or NEW YORK. The SUV Song is a good example - musically it's such a pleasant-sounding song and I was going for a very Caribbean guitar thing. Lyrically it was a different story and that juxtaposition and the sing-a-long chorus made it one of The Combo's more accessible numbers. Two kids in England liked it so much they made a video for the song. [Ed: Not two kids in England, ONE kid in California, Paul's nephew Max.]

Some of my other favorite Cab City tracks in the above player illustrate the range of different styles involved in the band and what I did guitar-wise. Paul wasn't a taskmaster by any stretch of the imagination; he actually let the band have quite a bit of room to come up with their own stuff. But he did have certain ideas about what he wanted and didn't like. This kind of relationship was good for me as it always forced me to focus and try to see outside my own musical parameters. All of the musicians involved had played with each other in some capacity or knew each other so that made it easy to get the music together and record it quickly. Songs like Monkey King, High Entropy and Insulin were pretty close to being POP numbers. Monkey King always felt like a Broadway show tune meets the aforementioned Beatles Magical Mystery Tour-era to me, I don't know why. Insulin has a phased kind of George Harrison/Eric Clapton "Badge" era thing going on and I do remember Paul having a lot of input into how that solo sounded. What's funny is that although I was playing through an MXR Phase 90, I didn't have it turned on, but it sounds like it was. I'm also playing a Rickenbacker 6-string for the strumming part, which is the only time I've ever used a Rickenbacker guitar in my life. I've never owned one and the one I used (which was really boss!) belonged to the guy who owned the studio. After You Alphonse, which is the comedy gag of more than 1 person trying to get through the door simultaneously, is probably Cab City's most obvious punk number. Less than a minute long, the guitar approach is: Just PLAY FAST. High Entropy reminds me of Chris Spedding and the couple of years of hanging out with him certainly influenced the cool, laid back riffing on this song, which was sung by Marti J. Cooney, a lady who contributed many fine vocalizations to The Combo over the years. So did Laurie Kilmartin and Maddie Horstman, who does the lead vocals on the next song, Santa Klutz, which was typical of the goofy fun we had making these songs. 4 of us huffed helium out of balloons to make the elf voices and I can still remember us standing around the mic trying to get it right without making each other crack up. Same was true of Lake Pennsylvania, which was a real biatch to record, especially THE SINGING NIXONS vocal parts. The music was real easy and there was also a steel drum added by Jamila Cowie. Cab City usually had special guests come in and contribute and they always performed well. Banned by the Man was surely one of the finest guitar moments of my Novelty career. I took Jimmy Page's DADGAD tuning and used it on an acoustic and couple of electrics to create an Indo/Persian feel for Paul's rant on copyright laws. Since The Beatles figure heavily in the rant, I felt that the almost sitar-esque quality of the music worked well. I forget if we planned that or not. I also played bass on the track and used an Echoplex to get the delay/echo effect. Later on I developed this piece further and I think it will show up in it's entirety on this blog someday. If you wish you can download other Cab City stuff here.

Cab City Combo released two full-length CDs; compilations of all of the sessions we did over the years and they are STILL FOR SALE! It's interesting how during the band's career and since it was shelved, so much of the music business and New York City has changed. In that way listening to these songs for me is a snapshot of a special time in my life. I'm not a fan of any modern novelty music and probably never will be and the fact that I wasn't a fan even when we were recording allowed me the freedom to just come up with ideas that would fit the songs and vision Paul was trying to put across. All of the other people involved in the core band over the years were total pros, and many are still involved in the music business in some capacity. My first attempt at a jazz song occurred with The Combo and it's kind of funny that is where I am now - playing music that I originally did as a parody for a Novelty band. The Combo's parody stuff was really brilliant and someday maybe it will find it's way on here. If you want to know why it isn't, listen to Banned By the Man. Perhaps The Combo will do another session in the future, but even if it doesn't, there is a bunch of great stuff I was happy to be a part of and am pleasantly surprised when I hear it now. I'm not one of those people who dwells on the past or listens to all the music I've done on a regular basis, but every once it awhile it's a nice trip down memory lane and a way of measuring where I am, where I've been, and where I'm going.

The Dr. Demento Show	Syndicated
Cab City Combo on The Dr. Demento Show Dr. Demento 6/26/1994 Dr. Demento 8/7/1994 Dr. Demento 6/20/1999 Dr. Demento 12/5/1999 Dr. Demento 12/19/1999 Dr. Demento 12/17/2000 Dr. Demento 5/12/2002 Dr. Demento 7/14/2002 Dr. Demento 2/16/2003
The Friendly Persuasion Show	Internet 9/11/2000
Power Salad's Cream Cheese Library	Internet
Cab City Combo on Cream Cheese Library 10/11/2001 Understanding Blues - Dan Hart When You're Hot You're Hot - Jerry Reed Bang The Moe Slowly - Duck's Breath Mystery Theater Please Squeeze My Knees Louise - Barnes & Barnes Bruces (live Drury Lane version) - Monty Python Shoehorn with Teeth - They Might Be Giants She Loves You (Cockney version) - Peter Sellers Blimey - Mel Blanc Pork Jam (Cartoon Network "Groovies") - Michael Kohler Prince Nez - Squirrel Nut Zippers Satan Takes a Holiday - "Irving Garner" Penguin on the Telly - Tony Goldmark The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face - The Clams You Know My Name (Look Up The Number) - The Beatles Oongawa - Johnny Parker and the Zirkons Zabadak - Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich Help I'm A Rock (It Can't Happen Here) - The Mothers of Invention Mantis from Atlantis - Power Salad Shoppin' for Clothes - The Coasters Bender Roboto - the great Luke Ski 4th Amendment - Rob Paravonian Desperate Dan - Hotlegs My White Bicycle - Tomorrow My Melancholy Baby - "Irving Garner" I Want Candy - The Strangeloves Swan's Splashdown - Perrey & Kingsley Coffee - National Lampoon Radio Hour NRL (Nursery Rhyme Lawyer) - Throwing Toasters Coca-Cola commercial - Los Bravos Louis, Louis - Cab City Combo Ide B The First - The Scaffold Metal Head - Blotto Cab City Combo on Cream Cheese Library 10/25/2001 Power Salad's Cream Cheese Library playlist 10/25/01 The Radio Is Broken - Frank Zappa - The Man from Utopia Burgers, Fries, and Eternal Damnation - Hot Waffles - Breakfast of Champions Om (opening incantation) - John Coltrane - Om Drinking with the Devil - Barnes & Barnes - Loozanteen Hot Dogs in the Sink - Power Salad - unreleased Penguin on the Telly - Tony Goldmark - Masterpiece Weirder Girls Girls Girls pt. 1 - The Coasters - Atco 45 Beer Barrel Polka - Andre Popp and His Orchestra - Delirium in Hi-Fi Pictures of Matchstick Men - The Status Quo - Cadet Concept 45 Scissor Man - Primus - Rhinoplasty Over at the Frankenstein Place - "Rocky Horror Picture Show" - Ode LP It's Halloween - The Shaggs - Philosophy of the World You're Old - Dan Hart - The Life of Dan Moulty - The Barbarians - Nuggets (compilation) The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati - Possum - Dr. Demento's Delights On A Bus with Buster - Cab City Combo - Pork Side of the Moon Three Little Pigniks - The Caps - White Star 45 Three Little Bops - Stan Freberg/Shorty Rogers - WB cartoon Nature Trail to Hell -"Weird Al" Yankovic - In 3-D Let Me Off the Leash - Grant Livingston - Let Me Off the Leash Greenhouse Party - Power Salad - unreleased Getting Better - Big Daddy - Sgt. Pepper's Time To Change - The Brady Bunch - Paramount 45 Look Out, There's a Monster Coming - The Bonzo Dog Band - Gorilla I'm The Creature - Wild Man Jr. - Rhino Brothers' Greatest FLOPS Coffee - National Lampoon - National Lampoon Radio Hour The Roach Coach (Industrial Catering) - Power Salad - unreleased
The Keg of Good Times	Internet
Showy Sho Shosho	Internet
The "I Still Get Demented" Radio Show	Internet 5/12/2003
DFSX Radio	Internet
Welcome to Weirdsville	Internet
NeverEndingWonder Radio	Internet
Whole-Wheat Radio	Internet
1: Music With Moskowitz	KSER 90.7, Everett, Wa
2: Nerd Rock	KBCS 91.3, Bellevue-Seattle, Wa
3: Cannibal Free Radio	KTEC 89.5, Klamath Falls, Or
Cab City Combo on Cannibal Free Radio, January 15, 1999 Reverend Horton Heat: Rock The Joint They Might Be Giants: Dr. Worm Faust & Lewis: The Doctor Song Space Ghost: Never Trust A Monkey Dave Seville: Witch Doctor Da Yoopers: Diarrhea Baby Ray: Curl Bob Rivers: Whitewater Monty Python: Medical Love Song National Lampoon: Alternative Child Space Ghost: Minkey Boodle Robert Schimmel: If You Buy This... Barnes & Barnes: Boogie Woogie Amputee Bob Rivers: Wrong Foot Amputated Bloodhound Gang: She Ain't Got No Legs National Lampoon: Jimmy Dugan Story The Four Postmen: I've Got A Tan Steve Martin: Cat Handcuffs Cab City Combo: Needle Boy Those Darn Accordians: Deathbed Confession Space Ghost: I Love You Baby Reverend Billy C. Wirtz: Song For Judy The Dead Alewives: Headache Ogden Edsel: Dead Puppies Animaniacs: The Senses Tom Lehrer: Masochism Tango The Simpsons: We Do Da Yoopers: 3 Months Late Dead Alewives: Dungeons & Dragons Junior's Army: Doctor Doctor "Weird" All Yankovich: Callin' In Sick Today Faust & Lewis: I'm Schizophrenic Lester McFwap's C.O.V: Amateur Morticians Cab City Combo: Monkey King
4: Uncle Al - Hippie's Graveyard	KFJC 89.7, Cupertino, Ca KKUP 91.5
5: All-You-Can-Eat Buffet of Musical Madness	KBCH, Long Beach, Ca
All-You-Can-Eat Buffet of Musical Madness, January 15, 1999 Buffet 9/4/1999 Buffet 9/11/1999 Buffet 9/18/1999 Buffet 1/29/2000 Buffet 3/18/2000 Buffet 4/15/2000 Buffet 5/20/2000 Buffet 9/09/2000 Buffet 11/11/2000: Songs Played on 11/11/2000 (Vol. 5, Show #111100) Richard Cheese - Last Resort Adam Sandler - Ode To My Car Joe & The Chickenheads - The Man Without Nostrils The Foremen - Hidden Agenda The Beastly Boys - Squirrels The Simpsons - All Singing, All Dancing (Medly) The Great Luke Ski - Murder Was The Play City Combo - Italian Song Throwing Toasters - ATM Fred Stoller - Thrill Seeker 3 Dead Trolls In A Baggie - The University Song Larry Weaver - Woman To Domino's Hot Waffles - The Enchanted Tiki Room Ookla The Mok - Stop Talking About Comic Books Or I'll Kill You Henry Phillips - Guitar Pill Richard Cheese - What's My Age Again? The Simpsons - In Marge We Trust (Medly) Raymond & Scum - Goodbye Buffet
6: Oldies And Oddities-You-Can-Eat Buffet of Musical Madness	KKSM 92.3, San Diego, Ca
Cab City Combo on Oldies and Oddities Oldies and Oddities 4/20/2002: ROCKET MAN- William Shatner THE SORCERER'S STONE- Tony Goldmark QUIDDITCH BALL WIZARD- Steve Goodie PINBALL WIZARD IN SEVEN SECONDS- Cab City Combo SUNSHINE OF YOUR LOVE- Ella Fitzgerald I GET A KICK OUT OF YOU- Jim Noste HEY JUDE- Bing Crosby DON'T THINK TWICE IT'S ALRIGHT- Eddie Albert RHETORICAL QUESTIONS- Tony Goldmark V-A-S-E-C-T-O-MY- The Assorted Nuts f/ Toilet Bowl Joel UNCHAINED MELODY- Ann Lever THERE GOES MY EVERYTHING- Mrs. Miller WATERMELON MAN- Julie London DER FUERHER'S FACE- Spike Jones THERE'S NOTHING IN MY DREAMS- Girls With Attitude LAST RESORT- Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine TECH SUPPORT- Tony Goldmark w/ Kathi Kamen Goldmark The Tony Goldmark Interview SIGN OF A TRUE D FAN- Tony Goldmark w/ The Great Luke Ski HELLO OPERATOR/I KNOW A SONG- Tony Goldmark KNOCK THREE TIMES- Tony Goldmark The Crazy Aaron Report CRAZY TRAIN- Ozzy Osbourne KKSM News with Lisa Wilcox JESUS JR.- Cab City Combo I'LL BE YOUR BABY TONIGHT- Goldie Hawn IT KEEPS RIGHT ON-A HURTIN'- Joey Bishop AND IT STONED ME- Van Morrison Paul Harvey talks about smoking a bong UP IN SMOKE- Cheech and Chong THE OLD DOPE PEDDLER- Tom Lehrer RAINY DAY WOMEN #12 & #35- Bob Dylan THE POTSMOKER'S SONG- Neil Diamond BILL AND THE KIDS SING- Bill Cosby WILDWOOD WEED- Jim Stafford WHITE RABBIT- Jefferson Airplane MARIJUANA- Country Joe and the Fish ONE TOKE OVER THE LINE- Brewer and Shipley BECAUSE I GOT HIGH- Afroman BILL TALKS ABOUT HARD DRUGS- Bill Cosby COMING ATTRACTIONS- Cheech and Chong AVE MARIJUANA- Mondo Fax the Singing Judge SISTER MARY ELEPHANT- Cheech and Chong TEENAGER ON DRUGS- Slant 6 and the Jumpstarts FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD NARCO AGENT- Jim Jaisun MARIJUANA BRASS- Teddy Mertins His Trumpet and His Orchestra RITALIN- Dan Hart RITALIN- Tony Goldmark GUITAR PILL- Henry Phillips DEAR MOM AND DAD- Art Linkletter and his daughter Dianne NO REGRETS- Dr. Timothy Leary GIVE YOURSELF A STEREO CHECK- The Bran Flakes OH LORD, PLEASE FORGIVE ME NOW- Bruce Hirdler BILL TALKS ABOUT PUSHERS AND OTHER BAD THINGS- Bill Cosby GREEN TAMBOURINE- Mrs. Miller STIR IT UP- Dread Zepplin SLEEPING BEAUTY- Cheech and Chong SMOKE TWO JOINTS- The Toyes ROCK N ROLL DOCTOR- Travesty Ltd. Oldies and Oddities 6/1/2002: Radio Show ID- The Bran Flakes SWEET HOME ALABAMA- The King THE SORCERER'S STONE- Tony Goldmark MOVING RIGHT ALONG- The Bran Flakes RAINDROPS KEEP FALLIN ON MY HEAD- 1403 IBM dot matrix printer HAPPY BIRTHDAY- Sesame Street HONKEYTONK MAN- Clint Eastwood I TALK TO THE TREES- Clint Eastwood HEROES- David Bowie SPACE ODDITY (Italian version)- David Bowie HAPPY BIRTHDAY- Romper Room Birthday Record MY MOTHER, THE CAR- Sammy Davis Jr. GEMINI- Harvey Sid Fisher PUT YOUR HAND IN THE HAND- The Winter Haven High School Marching Band THE ASK NOT WALTZ- John F. Kennedy THE GRASSY KNOLL- Fran Baskerville MOTORCADE- Vaughn Meader TAPEWORM OF LOVE- Brute Force I'M A BELIEVER- The Monkees JESUS WANTS TO LIVE INSIDE OF YOU- Lil Markie MARY AND JOSEPH'S THEME (Brady Bunch)- Righteous Pop Music JESUS TAKES ME HIGHER AND HIGHER- Tammy Faye Bakker I GOT YOU BABE- Tiny Tim and Bob Dylan TUPELO HONEY- Van Morrison I'VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS- Merv Griffin METAL JUNIOR- Cab City Combo DE GAY YOUNG LAD FROM TRINIDAD- Ruth Wallis PASS THE UDDER UDDER- Stan Freberg THE PUB WITH NO BEER- Slim Dusty HOLY DIVER- Pat Boone STAYIN' ALIVE- Ozzy Osbourne WE LOVE BARNEY FIFE- Guns n Moses SHAZAM- Jim Nabors THOSE WERE THE GOOD OLE DAYS- Ray Walston TUBE TOPS- Bert Fershners SPEEDING MOTORCYCLE- Daniel Johnston w/ Yo La Tengo LET THE EAGLES SOAR- Attorney General John Ashcroft JUMP RIGHT IN- The Monkey Syndicate STEIN ANY STEIN- John Cougarstein WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD- Joey Ramone Oldies and Oddities 6/8/2002: HAMBONE- Frankie Laine and Jo Stafford LOVE IS A TERRIBLE THING- Lenny and Squiggy ENRON RON RON- Steve Goodie DETERIORATA- National Lampoon I KNOW HOW IT IS TO BE YOUNG- Orson Welles BUS STOP- Classics IV DEAD MAN'S CURVE- Jan and Dean LEADER OF THE LAUNDROMAT- The Detergents VEHICLE- The O. Henry Intermediate School #70 Stage Band DANCE THE SLURP- 7-11 KINKY BOOTS- Patrick MacNee and Honor Blackman TWIST AND SHOUT- Mae West NEXT NEXT- Alice Cooper and Mae West RUSH LIMBAUGH ATE MY DAD- Ian Butler MUSTANG SALLY- Totom THE GREAT AIRPLANE STRIKE- Paul Revere and the Raiders SLOOP JOHN B- Barry McGuire EVE OF DESTRUCTION- The Living Voices HEY JUDE- Frank Chackfield and His Orchestra SIX FOOT BOOGERS- Harry Jeremy KIDS PIRATE SHIP- S.F. Seals SHIVER ME TIMBERS!- Captain Hook and His Christian Pirate Crew SATANIC MASS (excerpt)- Anton LaVey JOSIAH'S MOVING ON UP- RPM (Righteous Pop Music) JESUS LOVES EVERYONE(EXCEPT FOR YOU)- Mark Silverman MARIA IF I COULD- Burl Ives IF I COULD CHANGE THE WORLD- Ten Years After Radio Show ID- Kathi Kamen Goldmark HERE'S TO THE CRAB GRASS- Allan Sherman LOUIS, LOUIS- Cab City Combo GYPSY, TRAMPS, AND THEIVES- Vicki Lawrence I LOVE LITTLE PUSSY- Little Marcy DIARY OF AN UNBORN CHILD- Lil Markie SUGAR, SUGAR- Kurt Russell SHEENA IS A PUNK ROCKER- London Punkharmonic Orchestra I WANNA BE SEDATED- Pimpdaddysupreme (Dictionaraoke Project) PET SEMATARY- The Ramonetures ROCK N ROLL HIGH SCHOOL- The Ramones RUNAWAY- Dee Dee Ramone MASHED POTATO TIME- Dee Dee King HELLO AGAIN- Groovie Ghoulies BALLAD OF THE GREEN BERETS- Duane Eddy WEARY- Robert Blake BATTLE HYMN OF THE REPUBLIC- The Sunshine Singers of Mexia State Oldies and Oddities 10/11/2002: HELLO, I LOVE YOU- Enoch Light WHO LET THE FROG'S OUT- The Great Luke Ski I DON'T DIG YOU KOOKIE- Edd "Kookie" Byrnes I'M WALKING- Larry Storch KNOCK THREE TIMES- Tony Goldmark TUPPERWARE BLUES- Dave Barry and Warren Zevon HOTEL CALIFORNIA- The Castle Park High School Band and Chorus RUN JOEY RUN- David Geddes CANDY (SUGAR SHOPPE)- The Brady Bunch THEME FROM "S.W.A.T."- The Univeristy of California Trojan Marching Band LIFT EV'RY VOICE AND SING- Shooby Taylor CREEP- Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine AQUALOUNGE- Cab City Combo ALL STAR- Pimpdaddysupreme (Dictionaraoke Project) I WILL SURVIVE (Square Dance Version)- Ken Bowers WE ALL ARE GUMBY- Flo and Eddie THEME FROM "THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY"- Ray Conniff LIKE A ROLLING STONE- Sebastian Cabot THE LOVING HEART- Ed McMahon HIGH NOON- Walter Brennan DEAR MOM AND DAD- Art Linkletter and his daughter Dianne ROBERT GOULET ON THE RIVER NILE- Chris Ballew AL N YETTA- Allan Sherman GAY FREE BOY SCOUTS- Ray Korona Band MUTUAL ADMIRATION OF LOVE- The Bran Flakes 101 ATIONS OF MASTURBATION- Sean Hale EXCERCISE FOR BABY AND YOU (excerpt)- Bonnie Pruden LAST DATE- The Ventures RUBBER BANDS AND BITS OF STRING- Telly Savalas Oldies and Oddities 12/08/2002: PENGUIN ON THE TELLY- Tony Goldmark THE GLOW WORM- Spike Jones and His City Slickers THE ROACH- Mrs. Miller CRAZY- Ann Lever MY PAL ALCOHOL- Slim Dusty CHICKEN MASH- Dennis Weaver THE MOUSE- Soupy Sales I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU GUMBY- Moon Unit Zappa ONE OF THESE THINGS- The Fastbacks EVEN HITLER HAD A GIRLFRIEND- The Mr. T Experience NIGHT MOVES DISCO DANCING RECORD (excerpt) LAVERNE AND SHIRLEY- No Use For a Name KASHMIR- Dread Zepplin 88 LINES ABOUT 44 SIMPSONS- The Great Luke Ski ROCK SADDAM HUSSEIN'S ASS- Wesley Willis TOTAL COLLAPSE OF DICK'S HEART- John Cougarstein I LOVE ROCKY ROAD- "Weird Al" Yankovic WHAT IT WAS, WAS FOOTBALL- Andy Griffith JESUS CHRIST FOOTBALL STAR- Martin Mull SISTER MARY ELEPHANT- Cheech and Chong I AM A GROUPIE- The Bran Flakes DIARY OF AN UNBORN CHILD- Lil Markie WILL THE FETUS BE ABORTED- Mojo Nixon and Jello Biafra SONG OF THE BURMESE LAND- Cara Stewart LULLABY (THE DIVORCE SONG)- Stephen Lynch MICROSOFT WORD- Paul SATAN GAVE ME A TACO- Beck AUNT MARTHA'S SHEEP- Dick Nolan THE BEERHUNTER- Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas (as Bob and Doug McKenzie) BUTTERFLY- Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine MALCOLM- The Arrogant Worms COTTON CANDY- Al Hirt SURFBOARD- Esquivel ESPANA- Korla Pandit CRAZY TRAIN- The Ohio State University Marching Band HOW TO SPEAK HIP (excerpt)- Del Close and John Brent THE KOOKIE CHA CHA- Edd "Kookie" Byrnes NEON LIGHTS- Senor Coconut THE S.U.V. SONG- The Cab City Combo PUFF THE MAGIC DRAG QUEEN- Toilet Bowl Joel IS SHE IS OR IS SHE AIN'T?- Louis Farrakahn DIRTY DEEDS DONE WITH SHEEP- Bob Rivers CLOSER- Richard Trible CAN'T GET YOU OUT OF MY HEAD- The Flaming Lips GET THIS PARTY STARTED- Strecth Arm Strong I'VE GOTTA BE ME- Sammy Davis Jr. Oldies and Oddities 12/22/2002: STAR WARS HOLDIAY SPECIAL INTRODUCTION- Star Wars Holiday Special WELCOME CHRISTMAS- The Whos of Whoville JINGLE BELL ROCK- Chubby Checker and Bobby Rydell JINGLE BELLS/JINGLE BELL ROCK- The Muppets THERE'S TROUBLE BREWING- Jack Scott DECK THE HALLS- Jackie Wilson DONDE ESTA SANTA CLAUS?- Augie Rios THE CHIPMUNK SONG- The Chipmunks SOCKO THE SMALLEST SNOWBALL- The Bell Sisters w/ Spike Jones CHESTER THE CHUBBY ELF- Andy James WE'RE A COUPLE OF MISFITS- Billie Richards and Paul Soles JOLLY OLD ST. NICHOLAS/THE LITTLE DRUMMER BOY- Ray Conniff SANTA'S HOLED UP IN A CRACK HOUSE- Johnny Whitecloud O HOLY NIGHT CHA CHA CHA- The Brave Combo REINDEER ROCK- The Sportsmen SLEIGH RIDE- Los Staitjackets MRS. CLAUS- Throwing Toasters DISCO DUCK II: MERRY CHRISTMAS- Irwin the Disco Duck SLEIGH RIDE- The Mistletoe Disco Band JINGLE BELL HUSTLE- Wayne Newton OUTER SPACE SANTA- Lawrence Welk's Little Band HOORAY FOR SANTA CLAUS- Milton Delugg and the Little Eskimos THE NITE BEFORE HIP-MAS- Frank Evans and Santa's Helpers FROSTY THE SNOWMAN- The Beach Boys SURFING SANTA- The Ramblers WRECK THE HALLS- The Three Stooges HERE COMES SANTA CLAUS- Esquivel THE LITTLE DRUMMER BOY- Arthur Lyman WHITE CHRISTMAS- The Jingle Cats JINGLE BELLS- The Singing Dogs YOU'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT- Alan Katz ANOTHER CHRISTMAS SONG- Cab City Combo THE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS- Martin Azevedo AT X-MAS TIME- Throwing Toasters SANTA'S COMING- Meri Wilson HAVE YORUSELF A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS- Bert and Ernie CHRISTMAS IS ALMOST HERE- The Arrogant Worms SNOOPY'S CHRISTMAS- The Royal Guardsmen CAPTAIN SANTA CLAUS- Bobby Helms WHEN THERE AIN'T NO HOLE IN THE WASHTUB- Emmet Otter Jugband Christmas C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S- Little Marcy R2D2 WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS- Star Wars Christmas WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIME- Martin Sheen, Stockard Channing, and John Spencer 12.25.61- The Asylum Street Spankers SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN- Steve Verret REGGAE CHRISTMAS EVE IN TRANSYLVANIA- Count Floyd HERE WE COME A CAROLING- Gastrocity Natural Gas Company Band GO TELL IT ON THE MOUNTAIN- Jim Nabors MERRY CHRISTMAS (I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT)- The Ramones SILVER BELLS- The Yobs I DID IT FOR THE TOYS- Dance Hall Crashers CHRISTMAS COMES ONLY ONCE A YEAR- MxPx GLORIA- Elastica MERRY CHRISTMAS BABY- Kimi and Ritz RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER- Daniel Johnston I WANT A HIPPOPOTAMUS FOR CHRISTMAS- Gayla Peevey JINGLE BELLS- Tammy Faye Bakker OL FATSO- Augie Rios ORANGES FOR CHRISTMAS- El Vez I TANT WAIT TILL QUITHMUTH- Mel Blanc BARNYARD CHRISTMAS- The Bell Sisters w/ Spike Jones SUZY SNOWFLAKE- Little Marcy I HEARD THE BELLS ON CHRISTMAS DAY- Johnny Cash DING! FRIES ARE DONE- Billy SILENT NIGHT- Tiny Tim SILVER BELLS- Paul Simon and Steve Martin JINGLE BELLS (BATMAN SMELLS)- Robert Goulet KUNG FU CHRISTMAS- National Lampoon HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS- Zero Mostel YOU'RE A MEAN ONE MISTER GRINCH- Thurl Ravenscroft IT'S A FANBOY CHRISTMAS- The Great Luke Ski WHITE CHRISTMAS- Corporal Blossom O HOLY NIGHT- Kate Smith HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS- Cliff Bemis GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER- Elmo and Patsy TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS- Louis Armstrong Oldies and Oddities 12/29/2002: IT NEVER RAINS IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA- Ray Conniff FIGHT TEST- The Flaming Lips I LOVE- The Shaggs LITTLE HERBY- Skippy Rope THE BALLAD OF IRVING- Frank Gallop THE COWARD OF THE COUNTY- The Chipmunks STUMBLING- Tak Shindo MEXICAN CACTUS- Jean Jacques Perrey HIGH VOLTAGE- Jim Messina and the Jesters I THINK I'M A CLONE NOW- "Weird Al" Yankovic NIGHTS IN WHITE SATIN- Claude DeJean and His Moog Synthesizer CHEEK TO CHEEK- Two Pianos and Twenty Voices WEARY- Robert Blake HEY JUDE- 101 Strings SPRINGTIME FOR HITLER- The Cast of "The Producers" OOPS! I DID IT AGAIN- The Singing Merriam Webster Dictionary (M-Slick Da Ninja) DER TWIST BEGINNT- Chubby Checker CAPRICORN- Harvey Sid Fisher COUNTDOWN- Casey Grams THE BIRTHMARK STORY- Buddy Max LET THE EAGLE SOAR- Attorney General John Ashcroft JESUS' BROTHER BOB- The Arrogant Worms THE LIFE OF DAN- Dan Hart I'M BETTER THAN THEM- Chance Langton JESUS TAKES ME HIGHER AND HIGHER- Tammy Faye Bakker KAREN, INSPECTOR OF MY UNDERWEAR- Ian Butler SINEAD O'CONNOR- Martin Azevedo BURNING LOVE- Totom A LITTLE LESS CONVERSATION- Elvis vs. JXL THE CUTE LITTLE PUPPY DOG SONG- Mark Silverman DEAR GOD- The Worm Quartet TICO TICO- Shooby Taylor 101 ATIONS OF MASTURBATION- Sean Hale CLOSER- Richard Trible HOTEL CALIFORNIA- The Castle Park High School Band and Chorus CELLPHONE ON THE HIGHWAY- Power Salad METAL JUNIOR- Cab City Combo WHO LET THE FROGS OUT?- The Great Luke Ski DUH ENRON RON RON- Steve Goodie I WILL SURVIVE (Square Dance Version)- Ken Bowers DIARY OF AN UNBORN CHILD- Lil Markie COOL FRESH APPLE CIDER- The Bran Flakes THE SORCERER'S STONE- Tony Goldmark TOTAL COLLAPSE OF DICK'S HEART- John Cougarstein AULD LANG SYNE- Irwin the Disco Duck with the Wibble Wabble Singers and Orchestra STOP THE CLOCK- Fats Dominos HAPPY NEW YEAR BABY- Jo Ann Campbell AULD LANG SYNE- Jimi Hendrix Oldies and Oddities 4/19/2003: ROCK MUSIC LYRICS- Dr. Dobson and Susan Baker BAND ON THE RUN- The Langley Schools Music Project THE THIRD MAN THEME- The Don Baker Trio THE BRIDGE- Early and Kathy Upchurch ES MAS QUE AMORE (I DON'T KNOW HOW TO LOVE HIM)- Jesucristo Superstar THE DOPE PUSHER- Bill Cosby DEAR MOM AND DAD- Art and Dianne Linkletter 40 MILES OF BAD ROAD- Duane Eddy WILDWOOD FLOWER- Joe Maphis SAG, DRAG, AND FALL- Sid King THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE- Joey A BLADE OF GRASS- Lee Edwards (The Christian Con Man) BILL TALKS ABOUT PUSHERS AND OTHER BAD THINGS- Bill Cosby MARY JANE- Mrs. Miller CANCION DE JUDAS (HEAVEN ON THEIR MINDS)- Jesucristo Superstar HIGHWAY TO HELL- The Former Yugoslavia (Dictionaraoke Project) DIXIE- Anton LaVey BOOK OF SATAN: VERSE I- Anton LaVey AVE LUCIFER- Mutantes SATAN IS REAL- The Louvin Brothers MORNING HYMN- Little Marcy BILL TALKS ABOUT HARD DRUGS- Bill Cosby IF JESUS CAME TO YOUR HOUSE- Bill Lee JUST A CLOSER WALK WITH THEE- Andy Griffith PHARAOH, PHARAOH- Righteous Pop Music Radio Show ID- Crazy Aaron THE TEN COMMANDMENTS- Liz and Wayne I'M YOUR WOMAN/MAN- Eve Engelbrite THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO JOHN- Slim Pickens THE VATICAN RAG- Tom Lehrer DAY BY DAY- Music Therapy with the Developmentally Handicapped UP IN SMOKE- Cheech and Chong THE EVIL DOPE- Phil Phillips LET'S MAKE A DOPE DEAL- Cheech and Chong NATURAL HIGH- Ralph Carmichael and Kurt Kaiser GOD'S BACKHAND- Richard Craig Hackley DEMON DISC- Power Salad I AM- Victor Buono DIARY OF AN UNBORN CHILD- Lil Markie YOU'RE THE SWEETEST LITTLE FETUS- Fred Langer I'VE FOUND A HIDING PLACE- The Humbards w/ 4-year old twins Drusilla and Susanna PUT YOUR HAND IN THE HAND- The Singing MacMurrays f/ 2-year old Brenda and 4-year old Brian Radio Show ID- Roberto Criado A SUSIE MOPPET SING-TIME SING-A-LONG SONG- The Bran Flakes HOW GREAT THOU ART- Shooby Taylor JESUS TAKE ME HIGHER AND HIGHER- Tammy Faye Bakker THE DEVIL'S AFTER ME- Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker JESUS LOVES EVERYONE (EXCEPT YOU)- Mark Silverman JESUS' BROTHER BOB- The Arrogant Worms JESUS JR.- Cab City Combo MY DEAD ATHEIST FRIEND- Ian Butler GESTAMENI- Jesucristo Superstar I'M A MORMON- Janeen Brady DADDY, AREN'T YOU GLAD I'M A MORMON?- The Mormon Kids YOU'RE BEGINNING TO BE A RABBIT WITH ME- Allan Sherman HERE COMES PETER COTTONTAIL- Gene Autry PETER RABBIT- Dee Jay and the Runaways LITTLE BLACK EGG- The Nightcrawlers HEAVEN ON THEIR MINDS- Karl Karaoke ARE YOU READY FOR THE RAPTURE?- Righteous Pop Music DEVIL DEVIL GO AWAY- Little Marcy COWBOY FOR JESUS- Sing-Time Sing-a-Long Songs
7	KUNV 91.5, Las Vegas, NV
8: Oddity Rock Radio	KWCR 88.1, Ogden, Ut
9	KGLT 91.1, Bozeman, Mt
10: Radio 1190	KVCU 1190, Boulder, Co
11: Over The Edge	KBUK 104.9, La Grange, Tx
12: Nummy Muffin Cocoa Butter	KVRX 91.7, Austin, Tx
Cab City Combo on Nummy Muffin Cocoa Butter Nummy Muffin 6/14/1999: MST3K - Theme Luke Ski - Theme Little Shop of Horrors - Dentist Song Space Ghost - Don't Touch Me Tony Goldmark - You Bug Me Green Jello - 3 Little Pigs Arrogant Worms - Jesus' Brother Bob Rob Paravonian - Walmart Devo - Head Like a Hole Andy Breckman - Don't Get Killed Not Quite Normal - Weird Al Yankovic's Biological Children The Judy's - Don't be a Hippy Wesley Willis - Kurt Cobain Not for Broadcast - Big Friendly Dog 1000 Mona Lisas - You Ought to Know (Dr. Demento) - The Scottsman Weird Al - Mr. Frump and the Iron Lung They Might Be Giants - James K. Polk Larry Weaver - Grandpa's Gone Gangsta' Corky and the Juice Pigs - Rabies Hagfish - Twistin' (a really cool tmbg cover, fyi) Luke Ski - 88 Lines about 44 Simpsons Anamaniacs - ? something and the Punsters - Gafiltafish Willie Wonka - I want it Now Sifl and Olly - Llama School Cab City Combo - Louis Louis Junior's Army - Giant in My Pants King Missile - Detachable Penis Duncan Guy Band - Aunt Flo Dead Alewives - Answering Machine Negativland - The best Taste Around Tonio K. - Funky WEstern Civ. Bobby Joe Ebola and the Chicken McNuggets - Freshman Philosophy Tom Lehrer - Poisoning Pigons in the Park John Forester - Helium RHPS - Eddie Soul Coughing - Buddah Rubarb Butter ? - Dead Puppies None of the Above - I hate Smurfs None of the Above - 9 Inch claws Nummy Muffin 7/26/1999: NMCB - Theme Luke Ski - Theme Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool Weird Al - Headline News Andy Breckman - The Cheese Stands Alone Tom 'T-Bone' Stankus - Existential Blues ? - Sleepin' With my Grandma The Frantics - Ti Kwan Leep/Boot to the Head Sifl & Olly - I Know What Boys Like Sudden Death(featuring Luke Ski) - Kicked in the Balls Steve Martin - Grandmother song Heywook Banks - Dust Mites Scrooe Lewis - Duck Butter Cab City Combo - Jesus Jr. Eric Houg and Tom Rockwell - Internet Radio Luke Ski - Keanu Reeves for Pepsi Faust and Lewis - Net Girl Rob Paravonian - Wal-Mart Groove Handle - Large Women's Panties Weird Al - Polka Power Monty Python - Every Sperm is Sacred Negativland - The Smile You can't Hide The Kwiffs - Roy's Duck Farm Vinnie and the Stardusters - XXXMas Song They Might Be Giants - Istanbul(Not Constantinople) Brownsville remix Bobby Joe Ebola and the Chicken McNuggets - Ghost Riders in the Hood The Judy's - don't be a Hippy The Kwiffs - Crowbars and Kittens Not Quite Normal - Disembodied Body Boy DaYoopers - DJ Blues The Four Postmen - Four Years of High School Spanish Spinal Tap - Sex Farm Wally Pleasant - I was a Teenage Republican Frank Zappa - Don't Eat the Yellow Snow Pain - Army of the Bored Lard - They're coming to take me Away Nummy Muffin 9/11/1999: MST3K - NMCB Luke Ski - NMCB II Luke Ski - Baby Got Brak Dead Alewives - The Answering Machine None of the Above - Little Bits of Blue (I Hate Smurfs) Wally Pleasant - Alternateen Tony Goldmark - Adolescing Tom Lehrer - The Wiener Schnitzel Waltz Pain - Fight Not Quite Normal - Revenge of the Pog Velvet Cactus Society - Just Die The Collective - Out of Context Clinton Shuffle Sudden Death - Everybody Dies Choochoo - Y2K Scorched Mirth Policy - Y2K Made My Penis Explode The Evolution Control Committee - Rocked by Rape Cab City Combo - Pinball Wizard in 7 Seconds Gigoletts - Yo Momma Blues Big Daddy - Ice Ice Baby (Vanilla Be Good!) The King - Come as You Are Prozac for Lovers - I Wanna Be Sedated Battery - Gangsta's Paradise Raymond & Scum - Nobody Loves the Comedy Band PullMyFinger - Silent But Deadly Night Frank Gallop - Ballad of Irving Butt Trumpet - I Left My Flannel in Seattle Flying Fish Sailors - Give Me Coffee Roy - That Christmas Song Flipper - Ha Ha Ha song Heywood Banks - The Cat Got Dead Jim Infantion and Jim's Big Ego - Meanies Amusya (or 7307 Melrose Avenue) - Hail Julian MST3K - Clowns in the Sky
13: Jon and Zach Show	KJEM 93.3, Fayetteville, Ar
14: Who Nose?	KRNU 90.3, Lincoln, Ne
Cab City Combo on Who Nose? Playlist for Who Nose? 12/13/1997: Brave Combo by Brave Combo The Chipmunk Song by Chipmunks Little St. Nick by The Bobs A Christmas Carol by Tom Lehrer The Christmas Song by Looney Tunes The Docile Song by Com Christmas Joy To The World by Jingle Christmas Didn't I Get This Last Year? by Bob Rivers Christmas Wrapping by The Waitresses Away In A Manger by Jingle Dogs We Three Cows by Cow Christmas Manger Six by Bob Rivers The Night Santa Went Crazy by "Weird Al" Yankovic Green Chri$tma$ by Stan Freberg Hanukkah Homeboy by Doc Mo She Hanukkah Rocks by Gefilte Joe And The Fish Hava Naglia by The Kabalas Santa's Got A Brand New Bag by The Bobs Santa Claus And His Old Lady by Cheech And Chong Santa Klutz by Cab City Combo Santa Claus Is Watching You by Ray Stevens Blue Cyclone by Ray Stevens Christmas At Ground Zero by "Weird Al" Yankovic Too Many Santas by The Bobs The Twelve Days Of Christmas by Cow Christmas I Am Santa Claus by Bob Rivers Rusty Chevrolet by daYoopers All I Want For Christmas Is More More More by Looney Tunes Santa's Beard by They Might Be Giants Lobachevsky by Tom Lehrer Bright College Days by Tom Lehrer 50 Kilowatt Tree by The Bobs Playlist for Who Nose? 1/17/1998: Buck BcCock by Drumfounded McLove Story by Shad O'Shea Proud To Be Canadian by Arrogant Worms Chia Pet Blues by Remains Of A Mutant Weasel Time-Life Books by Robert Schimmel Company Car by David Kleiner Planet Of The Apes Polka by The Kabalas The Lion Sleeps Tonight (a la Muppets) by Tonic Sol Fa Marion Barry / Million Man March by Chris Rock All My Friends Are Drug Fiends by Bobby Joe Ebola And The Children MacNuggits Stormtroopers Are People Too by Matt Gourley A Girl On Theology by Electric Amish Look At All Thos Idiots by The Simpsons Gree, Green Grass by daYoopers Money In My Pocket by Throwing Toasters Limbo Rock / Hand Jive by Brave Combo Odor In The Court by Doodoo Wah Adam West by The Crusaders Communism by Paul Krassner Jesus Jr. by Cab City Combo Body Parts by Pat Dailey The Lonesome Kicker by Adam Sandler Green Eggs And Ham by "Weird Al" Yankovic Stairway to Gilligan's Island by Little Roger and the Goose Bumps Communication Breakdown by Duke of Uke (Jim Cser) Just Like E-Z Rider by Sea Monster Rolling Stones by Junior's Army Yoda by "Weird Al" Yankovic Lunchlady Land by Adam Sandler Amish Paradise by "Weird Al" Yankovic Dooduh Bootie Bump by Drumfounded Any Girl Of Mine by Bruce Alan And Friends Brady Bunch by "Weird Al" Yankovic Playlist for Who Nose? 1/24/1998: Merchandising the Wright Brothers by Bob Newhart One Cup of Coffee by Paul Shaffer Kitty Kat Max by 1000 Clowns The Rodeo Song by Showdown King of Spain by Moxy Fruvous If I Had $1,000,000 by Barenaked Ladies Wipe Your Eyes by Lee Dalton Girl on Theology by Electric Amish Shoehorn with Teeth by They Might Be Giants Yoda by "Weird Al" Yankovic Nugget of Joy / Zingor by Space Ghost Do Not Go to Tennessee by Austin Lounge Lizards Ballad of the Blue Cyclone by Ray Stevens Cheese Roll Call by Animaniacs Crabs Walk Sideways by The Smothers Brothers Tossed Salad by Chris Rock Live at Drury Lane, Side 1 by Monty Python Dune Buggy by Presidents of the United States of America Shaft by Sammy Davis, Jr Beans in My Ears by The Serendipity Singers Big Umbrella by Cab City Combo Boobs a Lot by The Holy Modal Rounders Rock 'N Roll McDonalds by Wesley Willis Any Girl of Mine by Bruce Alan Born Under a Bad Sign by Simpsons
15: The Annoying Hour	KTEQ 91.3, Rapid City, SD
Cab City Combo on The Annoying Hour 11/21/2002: Plastic Jesus by Jello Biafra Mojo Nixon Life size Jesus by The Kinsey Sicks Jesus Jr. by Cab City Combo Shaddappa you face by Joe Dolce Too Hot for You Part II -- Barry and the bookbinders South Park Junkie by Sudden Death Sit On My Lap and Call Me Daddy by Barnes Barnes Kill YOur Television - The Bobs May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose by Little Jimmy Dickens White Trash Blues - Lurlene, the trailer park queen Outta Here by Phranc 12/5/2002: Richard Simmons by Lewis Black Annoying Song by Sean Morey Crazy Train by Pat Boone Party in the Parkin' Lot by The Fibs Gasoline Angels by Grant Livingston Entering Marion by John Forster Let's Adopt A Highway by Bobs Bulbous Boufont by the vestibules Grandpa's Advice Twenty Naked Pentecostals In A Pontiac Roadrunner - Bans The Spnnkier Dead Skunk by Loudon Wainwright Stupid Day Job - Wally Pleasan See You On The Other Side The Harley Gong -- Rob Paravonian Comin' Back For More - CW McCall" Rat Race by Baha Men Ive Enjoyed as Much of This as I Can Stand by Porter Wagoner Get Off The Phone And Drive by Dan Chopin Mink Car by They Might Be Giants You Were Speeding Tunnel Walker by Barnes & Barnes On A Bus With Buster by Cab City Combo Backwards XYZ's by "Snot Roquemore
16: Shockwave	KFAI 90.3, Minneapolis, Mn
17: Insanity On The Airwaves	KLFM 91.1, Appleton, Wi
18: Madness Network	KNUR 89.3, Chicago, Il WOUI 88.9, Chicago, Il
18: The Chad Mitchell Show	WONC 89.1, Naperville-Chicago, Il
19: The Padded Cell Motel	WDUK 99.3, Havana, Il
Cab City Combo on Groove Time/Padded Cell Motel, May 30, 1998 Subject: Space Debris (Leftover outer space & alien songs from "Close Encounters of the Groovy Kine", plus Star Trek songs that I couldn't fit into the "Star Struck: The Redundant Generation" marathon). Playlist furnished by Art Brazier, Jr. a/k/a Mr. Arthur (Off His Rocker) • Star Drek (from Dr. Demento's 25th Anniversary Collection)--Bobby Pickett and Peter Ferrara • Theme from Star Trek: The Next Generation (for voiceover) • Star Trip--The Congress of Wonders • Sulu's Day--Cab City Combo • Beam Me Up, Scottie--Skip Haynes • What's Up, Spock? (Schweitzer Remix)--Luke Ski's Psycho Potpourri • Star Trek Case--Luke Ski's Psycho Potpourri • Star Trekkin'--The Firm • Aliens Just Don't Understand--Luke Ski's Psycho Potpourri • Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a Planet Near Mars--"Weird Al" Yankovic • Slime Creatures from Outer Space--None of the Above • Space Baby--The Tubes • Party on Mars--The Defectives • Hey, E.T.--Dickie Goodman • Reality--Tom Dark • Star Wars Cantina--Mark Jonathan Davis
20: Saturday Morning Comedy Show	WBGZ 1570, Alton, Il
21	WIBV 1260, Belleville, Il
22: St. Louis Brain Sandwich Show	KDHX 88.1, St. Louis, Mo
22	KTRS 550, St. Louis, Mo
23: The Bob and Tom Show	WFBQ 94.7, Indianapolis, In
24	WFBE 95.1, Flint, Mi WRFF 88.3, Flint, Mi
25: The Chad Mitchell Show	WDRQ 93.1, Detroit, Mi
26: The Loonatarium	WONB 94.9, Ada, Oh
27: Bubbles in the Think Tank	WAIF 88.3, Cincinnati, Oh
28: The Comedy Zone	WNTE 89.5, Mansfield, Pa
29: The Mr. Mark Show	WMUH 91.7, Allentown, Pa
30: Friggin' Here	WITR 89.7, Rochester, NY
Cab City Combo on Friggin' Here Friggin' Here 12/6/1997 Friggin' Here 5/9/1998 Friggin' Here 6/13/1998 Friggin' Here 7/11/1998 Friggin' Here 8/22/1998 Friggin' Here 10/10/1998 Friggin' Here 2/6/1999 Friggin' Here 4/3/1999 Friggin' Here 6/26/1999 Friggin' Here 8/14/1999 Friggin' Here 9/4/1999 Friggin' Here 9/25/1999 Friggin' Here 10/23/1999 Friggin' Here 12/11/1999 Friggin' Here 12/18/1999 Friggin' Here 1/29/2000 Friggin' Here 6/24/2000 Friggin' Here 12/23/2000 Friggin' Here 5/12/2001 Friggin' Here 7/21/2001 Friggin' Here 9/22/2001 Friggin' Here 12/15/2001 Friggin' Here 1/5/2002
31: Music To Go To The Dump By	WDEV 96.1, Waterbury, Vt
32: Comedy 101	WPCR 91.7, Plymouth, NH
Cab City Combo on Comedy 101 Comedy 101 11/12/1998 2nu by Spaz attack Reverend Billy C. Wirtz by Food chain of fools Harry Belafonte and Oddetta by Hole in the bucket Bananas at Large by Turdy point buck #2 Bill Engvall (Stand-up) Monty Python by Bookshop sketch Eddy Murphy by Boogie in your butt Royal Canadian Air Farce by PMS airlines Frantics by Driving chicks mad Brian Regan (Stand-up) Adam Sandler by The Cheerleader Corky and the Juice Pigs by Remember Air Pirates by We went to Graceland Firesign Theatre by Chinchilla show Cab City Combo by Sulu's Day Gary Muledeer (Stand-up) Larry Weaver by Unhappy meal Four Postmen by Catbox Larry Miller (Stand-up) Johnny Baltimore by Hot nuts Fools by Kill for the devil Shel Silverstein by Freakers ball Ron B (Stand-up) Air Pirates by National tractor Ivor Biggun by No-No-No Connie Vannet by Pussycat song Adam Martin by Yo-yo Bette Midler by Otto Titsling Bowser and Blue by Polka dot undies National Lampoon by Best friends Ivor Biggun by John Thomas Alcock Les Barker by Dachsund song Oscar Brand by Four letter words Comedy 101 3/4/1999 Does your chewing gum lose its flavor by Lonnie Donegan Fruit song by Martin Mull My dog is Fluffy by Heywood Banks Here comes the judge by Shorty Long Odd Things by The Frantics Juniors Discount Frozen Embryo World by Reverend Billy C. Wirtz When I was a Dinosaur by Trout fishing in America Ask Doctor Science by Ducks Breath Mystery Theater Thank god for credit by Tim Cavanaugh Stress by Jim Infantino Turdy point buck by Bananas at large Doctor Who and the Tardis by Time lords (KLF) School by Brian Regan Mounty and the Moose by Faust and Lewis Java Jive by Ian Shoales Hamster in your hair by Tony Mason Hairclub for men by Scott Goddard Your brain on drugs by Harry Shearer Bungee jumping/parachuting by Bill Engvall Little fuzzy animals by Frank Hayes Gameshow hosts by Corky and the Juice Pigs Wild thing by Sam Kinison Nails by Look People U suck beer #1 by Darryl Rhoades Walter by Paul Gilmartin Duet with Natalie by Darryl Rhoades Headlines by George Carlin U suck beer #2 by Darryl Rhoades Dear Boss by Mike Cross I want to look like Arnold by Arrogant Worms Swedish Orgy by Conception Corp. Kiki the Cat by Heywood Banks The Devil by Rowan Atkinson The Interview by Peter Cook and Dudley Moore Bigfoot stole my wife by The Fools His girlfriend by Emo Phillips Shampoo by Cab City Combo Sulu's day by Cab City Combo Pinball Wizard in Seven Seconds by Cab City Combo Aqualounge by Cab City Combo Kevin and God by Radio Free Vestibules Army Training film by Firesign Theater Galaxy song by Monty Python I'm Shy by Ivor Biggun Faded genes by Jeff Foxworthy Science of Tooting by Royal Canadian Air Farce Biggest Bean by Judge Dread Diet Riot by Corky and the Juice Pigs Armpit farts by Ziltch Fletcher Chinese buffet by John Pinette Comedy 101 11/18/99 Ape call by Nervous Norvus Bruces Sketch by Monty Python Come on up by Royal Canadian Air Farce Baldness and womens secrets by Richard Jeni (Stand-up) Shimmer by Saturday Night Live The Continuing Adventures of by Cheech and Chong Y2K song by Darryl Cherney Pied Piper by Four Postmen Smoke that Cigarette by Commander Cody Smoking by Jay Sankey (Stand-up) Another Puff by Jerry Reed Smoking by Kathleen Madigan (Stand-up) No Smoking on this Flight by Landry and Beiner Ghoul cigarettes Snits by Landry and Beiner We Love to Smoke by Simpsons Non Smokers by Bill Hicks (Stand-up) Smokers by Doctor Science Me Like Hockey by Arrogant Worms Bobby Clobber's Helmut by Royal Canadian Air Farce Hockey Fight Song by Chucky Brodsky Foolish Questions by Woods Tea Company Crime by Elayne Boosler (Stand-up) Galaxy Song by Monty Python Daddy's Little Girl by Big Daddy Graham Mister Wiggly by Reverend Billy C. Wirtz Attilla the Hun by Lorne Elliot Bulbous Bouffant by Radio Free Vestibule Taht's My Boy by Steve McGrew (Stand-up) What if Bob Was one of us by Mark Eddie Sulu's Day by Cab City Combo Marijuana Helper by Stevens and Grdnc Talking Vietnam Pot Luck Blues by Tom Paxton Let's Make a Dope Deal by Cheech and Chong I Got Stoned and I Missed it by Shel Silverstein Marijuanaville by Mark Eddie Smoke Off by Shel Silverstein Ex-Wife by Jeb Fink (Stand-up) Southern Breeze by Ivor Biggun Yoga by No Time Unignified Ways to Die by Paul Gilmartin The Man With the Large Toenails by Chuck Lucky Hooked on Phonics by Brian Regan (Stand-up) Love Conquers All by Travesty Limited Dancing With a Man by Rodney Carrington Comedy 101 9/14/2000 I'm my own grandpa by Ray Stevens Phillipa and Denina by Radio Free Vestibules My home town by Tom Lehrer Games rednecks play by Jeff Foxworthy (s-up) Save the beer by Faust and Lewis Robin Hood by Fred Wedlock People, animals and plants by Big Butter Science party by Consortium of Genius You were speeding by the Frantics Noah by Bill Cosby (s-up) Them moose goosers by Mason Williams Haiku man by the Cowards Toast haikus by read by yours truly Toast by Heywood Banks Toast haikus by again, read by me (Who did you expect, Madeline Albright?!) Them toad suckers by Mason Williams Telephone by Mike Nichols and Elaine May Confessional by Father Guido Sarduci (s-up) Them duck pluckers by Mason Williams Dead Elephant dance by Chuck Lucky and His Gentlemen of Leisure Catbox by the Four Postmen Mission to mars by Landry and Beiner Them dog kickers by Mason Williams I met Mr. Peanut by Travesty Limited Fraternity life by Owen Egerton Postulating by Emo Philips (s-up) Shampoo by Cab City Combo Walk right in by The Stools That guys nuts...grab 'em by The Defectives The Janitor by Celestial Navigations Noah...right by Bill Cosby (s-up) What did I do? by Reverend Billy C. Wirtz That's what she said by Darryl Rhoades Bug Valley #1 by Ducks Breath Mystery Theater Lost by George Carlin (s-up) In heaven there is no beer by Clean Living Bug Valley #2 by Ducks Breath Mystery Theater Weather/ Speed reading by Stevens and Grdnic Spanish inquisition by Monty Python Pig sex by Steve McGrew (s-up) Skeeters and beer by Jack Dookie (Pete Rizzo) High school madness by Firesign Theater Smoke off by Shel Silverstein Kitty mambo by Ace T. and the Hindenburg Ground Crew (God, I love that name) Cat in heat by Ellen Degeneres (s-up) Ballad of Dick and Jane by Pinkard and Bowden Ice tennis by Harry Shearer The Galaxy song by Monty Python Gymnastics by Dennis Miller (s-up) Rightfully yours by Jim Terr Wet dream by Kip Addotta You too by Brian Regan (s-up) Shame and scandal by Bowser and Blue How's your whole framily? by Red Peters (chuckle) 3 Stooges by Chance Langton (s-up) Comedy 101 11/30/2000 Ape call by Nervous Norvus Elemental love by Kate and Anna M Mounty and the Moose by Faust and Lewis Eskimo by Corky and the Juicepigs My boomerang won't come back by Charlie Drake You always hurt the one you love by Spike Jones You don't love me anymore by Weird Al Emerald Lake by Jeb Fink (s-up) Tomorrow by Doodoo Wah Homer's barbershop quartet by Homer and the cast Galaxy song by Monty Python Brenda by Reverend Billy C. Wirtz Smoking by Jay Sankey (s-up) The national drinking song by Slant Six and the Jumpstarts It does not pay to be hip by Shel Silverstein Just say yes by Margaret Smith (s-up) Cheerleader by Adam Sandler Kevorkian and sons by The Cowards The Joggers song by Fred Wedlock Randee and the big spoons by Ducks Breath Mystery Theater Traveling by Kathleen Madigan (s-up) Dear Madelyn by Lew Bedell Ti Kwan Leep by The Frantics Lounge act by Chance Langton (s-up) California kid by The Beat Farmers Hang up and drive by Bill Connors Stranded in the jungle by Crazy Joe and the Variable Speed Band Amusement rides by Craig Shoemaker (s-up) Six of the best by Peter Cook and Dudley Moore Smoke off by Shel Silverstein Smoking pot by Steve Martin (s-up) Irving girl by Free Beer Sulu's day by Cab City Combo Star drek by Bobby Pickett and Peter Ferrara Mad wife by Ron Day (s-up) 2nd week of deercamp by Da Yoopers I'm a dumbass by The Perch The night Miss Nancy Anns hotel for single girls burnt down by Hank Thompson Porno movies by Steve McGrew (s-up) On the shoulders of freaks by Henry Phillips Lovers duet by Sean Morey My gym by Ellen Cleghorne (s-up) If my anatomy had a chat with me by Todd Yohn Uncle Mad dog by A Cast of Thousands Derma drug by Stevens and Grdnic Animals by Brian Regan (s-up) Harold's Christmas poem by Da Yoopers The other tape by Cheech and Chong Have a nice day by George Carlin (s-up) I hate the French by Rowan Atkinson The Clean song by Oscar Brand The Explorer by Napolean the 14th Boobs a lot by Holy Modal Rounders Kill for the devil by The Fools Weight loss by Richard Jeni (s-up) Comedy 101 12/21/2000 Santa Claus is watching you by Ray Stevens Christmastime by Arrogant Worms Deck the halls with parts of Charlie by Cryptkeeper Twelve pains of Christmas by Bob Rivers Granpa got run over by a beertruck by Da Yoopers I was Santa Claus at the schoolhouse by Yogi Yorgesson I tawt I taw ol' Tanty Claus by Tweety and Sylvester Twelve days of Christmas by Bob and Doug McKenzie Christmas Wrapping by The Waitresses How the Grinch stole Christmas Christmas carol by Tom Lehrer Juggle bills by Cryptkeeper Christmas is everywhere by Da Yoopers Chipmunks roasting on an open fire by Bob Rivers Don't make me play that grandma song again by Dr. Elmo Christmas in L.A. by The Bobs I wonder why I'm in a winterland by Dave Rudolf Twelve daze of Christmas by Steve Ivins Christmas is coming twice this year by The Hollytones Santa Klutz by Cab City Combo Christmas money by Bob Rivers The nightmare before Christmas by Ray Stevens Vincent the Christmas virus by The Arrogant Worms That reindeer can play guitar by Camille West Uncle Bruno's true Xmas story by Da Yoopers Xmas medley by Peewee Herman Chanukah song by Adam Sandler Adolph the gender bender by Slant Six and the Jumpstarts Pooey, pooey, pooey it's Christmas by Cali Rose Who put the gum in Santa's whiskers by Little Suzie The Mouse by Celestial Navigations Message from Santa by Jackie Kannon The Night Santa went crazy (extra gorey version) by Weird Al Yankovic Jingle bells drag by Three Stooges The Under tree world of Jacques Cousteau by Bob Rivers Christmas Dragnet by Stan Freberg Christmas in Australia by Joe Dolce Rod Serling explains the first Christmas by National Lampoon The Fright before Christmas by The Cryptkeeper Bad little boy by Ray Stevens Evil Santa by National Lampoon Christmas poem by Paul Gilmartin Moe Money by Cheech and Chong Walking 'round in womens underwear by Bob Rivers Have yourself a merry little Christmas by The Cryptkeeper Didn't I get this last year by Bob Rivers Comedy 101 6/28/2001 Prisoners of their hairdos- Christine Lavin Kick it and scream- Slant 6 and the Jumpstarts Excuuuuuse me- Steve Martin (s-up) Ali-Baba's camel- Bonzo Dog Band Cow Patti- Jim Stafford (On a moped she calls Flame...) Greyhound bus- Dan Chopin (s-up) Easy Rider- Charlie Daniels Band Megaphone newsreel- National Lampoon California kid- The Beat Farmers (RIP Country Dick) Irish ballad- Darby O'Gill Milkshake- Bobby Jimmy and the Critters Things you won't hear- George Carlin (s-up) Deputy Dan has no friends- Firesign Theater Deaf/mute poetry- A Cast of Thousands Chicken bone- Emo Philips (s-up) Anne Elk- Monty Python Sulu's day- Cab City Combo (I like this one Paul) Homelife- Bob Sagat (s-up) Road Train- Celestial Navigations (a one of kind group) Ode to the little brown shack out back- Billy Edd Wheeler He-men- Jake Johansen (s-up) Polka polka- Red Peters (maybe if he wore boxers...?) Old Ben Lucas- Kinky Friedman The Streak- Ray Stevens (a nice summertime activity) The Lottery- Larry Horowitz (s-up) Praise- The Four Postmen It's all about me- Sean Morey Landromat women- Tim Wilson (s-up) Phillipa and Denina- Radio Free Vestibules Odd things- Jay Sankey (s-up) PMS Airlines- The Royal Canadian Air Farce (So what's wrong with the white?!) Fido meal- Stevens and Grdnic Presidential secrets- Dana Gould (s-up) 7 Ladies locked in the lavatory- Oscar Brand Big balls- AC/DC Just say yes- Margaret Smith (s-up) Comedy 101 11/15/2001 Germs- Weird Al Yankovic White collar holler- Stan Rogers Wakko's America- Animaniacs (Are they still on TV?) Telephone man- Meri Wilson Railroad Bill- Andy Breckman Decor- Steve McGrew (s-up) Hunting tigers in "Indiah"- Bonzo Dog Band (What happened to the Doodah?) Grassy knoll- Bill Hicks (s-up) Coffee- A.W.O.L. On the shoulders of freaks- Henry Phillips Snickers- Dennis Miller (s-up) Butter- Brooks and Fraser More beer- Adrian Walker Blackin' out- Vince Valenzuela (s-up) Second week of deer camp- Da Yoopers Indiancorn- Cab City Combo (Howdy Paul) Wrong librarian- The Perch Hell froze over today- The Foremen (Where did Mr. Zimmerman go?) Scoots the dog- Diana Jordan (s-up) Turdy point buck part#2- Bananas At Large Crapco home psychiatrist kit- American Comedy Network The psychiatrist- Emo Philips (s-up) The other educated monkey- Ivor Biggun Editorial reply- Credibility Gap Because I got high- Afroman Nose- Steve Geyer (s-up) Saturday nite gun mart- Proctor and Bergman Dirty love- Frank Zappa Penguin on the TV- Monty Python Log truck- Brian Regan (s-up) Brenda- Reverend Billy C. Wirtz Naive Americans- Steve Martin (s-up) She's got a pretty mouth like Ned Beatty- Cole Slaw and the Baked Bean Band Get your head out- Lee Dalton Safety and burning leaves- Margaret Smith (s-up) Bite it- The Fools Wild thing- Sam Kinison Oz buffet- John Pinette Comedy 101 3/14/2002 Canyons of your mind- The Bonzo Dog Doodah Band It'll getcha- Goober and the Peas Jay's car- Jay Sankey (s-up) Groovin' population- The Dyzmals Phlegm of the stars- Coupla Fat Guys Band The Irish ballad- Tom Lehrer (Rickety-tickety-tin) Health salad- John Fox (s-up) The Cheese shop- Monty Python Political science- Randy Newman The Billboard song- Homer and Jethro Danny boy- Lorne Elliott (s-up) (pretty damned funny!) Take a whack on the U.S side- Bob Rivers No balls- Bowser and Blue Smoking- Larry Horowitz (s-up) Get naked- Rick Dees (in honor of "Love your body week") Kill my neighbor- Tom Cool (What a cool name) Closet queen- Brown Paper Rapper I tarded now- Dana Gould (S-up) (This is "pee your pants" funny!) I like hub caps-Brak (I really like this stuff) Finnegan's wake- Darby O'Gill Plane talk- Steve McGrew (s-up) Get drunk with dignity- Tim Cavanagh Sulu's day- Cab City Combo Dumb signs- Sean Morey (s-up) Yoga- No Time ("Breath of fire now...") The Confession- Colcannon Fat men- Vince Valenzuela (s-up) Palindrome- Riders in the Sky Microwave of love- PH Fred Listen to the ladies- Kip Addotta (s-up) Tourist trap- Reverend Billy C. Wirtz Big tan & map jokes- Kevin Meaney (s-up) (Watch out for those airport cops, they can't take a joke!) Elemental love- Kate and Anna McGarrigal Happy- Tracy and the Hindenburg Ground Crew Eating out- Rita Rudner (s-up) The Universal adjective song- Pinkard and Bowden Comedy 101 4/25/2002 It's great to be unemployed- The Ziggens I like Maryanne- P.H. Fred Near death experience- Margaret Smith (s-up) The Toilet- Firesign Theatre Fluckers- Not Ready For Prime Time Players Merry minuet- The Kingston Trio Summer- Clinton Jackson (s-up) Melvin the Jungle Creep- The Crawlers A date with danger- The Credibilty Gap Jaws- Richard Jeni (s-up) Roaches- Bobby Jimmy and the Critters Last will and temperment- The Frantics Get naked- Rick Dees (It's certainly hot enough!) Air conditioning- Todd Barry (s-up) Halfway up Virginia- Ivor Biggun Exception headache- Brown Paper Wrapper Pinball wizard- Cab City Combo Good ideas- George Carlin (s-up) The mermaid- Bobby Bare Chicken bone- Emo Philips (s-up) The chicken in black- Johnny Cash Buying a bed- Monty Python Good/bad- Sean Morey Insurance claims- Jasper Carrot (s-up) Superhero Sketch- A Cast of Thousands Life in the slaw lane- Kip Addotta Why do girls think I'm scary?- Da Yoopers Nuttin Dummy- Jim Terr Revenge- Bill Cosby (s-up) Count 'em up queek- 2NU (Great!) Sex in Moreland, Georgia- Lewis Grizzard (s-up) Don't leave your records in the sun- John Hartford (great advice) Punk rock bar- Judy Tenuta (s-up) Particle man- They Might Be Giants Three little pigs- Green Jelly Gas problem- John Pinette (s-up) Comedy 101 9/5/2002 I hate Email- The Geektones Visual humor- Lester McFwap's Carnival of Vomit (Cool name) Classics- Roseanne Barr (s-up) I don't want a bunny wunny- Tom Paxton (Can ya HEAR ME Jimmy?) California Kid(live)- The Beat Farmers Telephone- Nichols and May Buses- Jay Sankey (s-up) Acupuncture- Cheech and Chong Smoking- Larry Horowitz (s-up) Ray-dee-ohh- The Android Sisters Hormones and PMS- Jeff Foxworthy (s-up) The S.U.V song- Cab City Combo Girlfriend's dad- Dana Gould (s-up) Another espresso- Shel Silverstein Stupid people- Steve McGrew (s-up) Thorazine shuffle- Bongos, bass and Bob I hate it when that happens- Christopher Guest and Billy Crystal Pornography and advertisements- Bill Hicks (s-up) Freebird- The Toyes Fur- Emo Philips (s-up) Answering machine- The Dead Alewives (A great skit) Eating out- Rita Rudner (s-up) Science party- The Consortium of Genius Daddy, please don't go- Todd Yohn (Where did Todd go?) Candid radio- Joe Piscopo (Where did Joe go?) Lost- George Carlin (s-up) Hung over- Kip Addotta Yoga- No Time Search chopper- Paul Gilmartin (s-up) Comedy 101 12/12/2002 Another puff- Jerry Reed Bungalow Bill ad nauseam- Cab City Combo New York City- Elayne Boosler (s-up) I got you- Nailin' Jennings (Rob Moitoza) Henri's Arctic Outfitters- The Royal Canadian Air Farce ("You will when you see the bear") Meanies- Jim Infantino College life- Gallagher (s-up) The Irish ballad- Darby O'Gill Darby O'Gill interview...Scott Messer lead singer The Kretchma- Darby O'Gill (A wonderful song, worthy of much praise) Interview... Rattlin' Bog- Darby O'Gill Intervew... The Night Pat Murphy died- Darby O'Gill interview... The Cow did- Darby O'Gill (s-up...okay, a joke) Interview... The Sherrif's wife- Darby O'Gill Interview...end Finnegan's wake- Darby O'Gill Drinking- Margaret Cho (s-up) It's me again Margaret- Ray Stevens Stupid stuff- Sean Morey (s-up) Insane and the Brain- Luke Ski Dear god- The Worm Quartet (A nice effort) They're coming to take me away- Napolean 14th Would you FIB to the FBI?- The Rudy Schwartz Project (Hey Joe!) The Perfect high- Bob Gibson Please help me- Jeff Altman (s-up) Comedy 101 1/9/2003 Uncle Hiram and the homemade beer- Dick Feller The S.U.V song- Cab City Combo Violent country- Nick DiPaolo (s-up) Corduroy pants- The Perch We will all go together when we go- Tom Lehrer Vito- Lily Tomlin (s-up...maybe sketch...I dunno) Get drunk with dignity- Tim Cavanagh Ajax Mortuary- Hudson and Landry A friend with a dog- Bob Newhart The War Sketch- A Cast of Thousands Viagra in the waters- Camille West Superfly vs. Stairway to Heaven- Chance Langton (s-up) Space Princess- Celestial Navigations Precipice- Dennis Miller (s-up) The real Dick Cheney- Tom Perri (How very true!) Smokers die too- Bill Hicks (s-up) Mack Tuck- Free Beer I got drunk once- Maryellen Hooper (s-up) The Janitor- Celestial Navigations Lazy boy- Steve McGrew (s-up) The Peace Proposal- Shel Silverstein (It would make too much sense) Science party- The Consortium of Genius Fast food- Chip Chinery (s-up) Burger wars- Ducks Breath Mystery Theater Nice guy- Rodney Dangerfield (s-up) The Cockerel song- Ivor Biggun Uncle Lar's Laugh Factory- Travesty Limited The Army Training Film- Firesign Theatre Jimmy Peterson- Emo Philips (s-up) Greatness in America- Ian Shoales Wrigglers Gum- Stevens and Grdnic Acupuncture Clinic- Cheech and Chong Being a kid- Bob Zany (s-up) Stupid pet tricks- Joe Piscopo A song that I wrote- Williams and Ree (A pretty clever duo) Reginald- Celestial Navigations (It feels great to be back in the country again!) Indian food- John Pinette (s-up) Comedy 101 7/17/2003 Dance of the hours- Spike Jones Hooray for Captain Spaulding- Groucho Marx (A version I had not heard before) Losing things- Emo Philips (s-up) The biggest ball of twine in Minnesota- Weird Al Yankovic (Playing Friday night in New Hampster) Bondo Jones (the demolition man)- Tim Wilson Farkle- Logan Whitehurst and the Junior Science Club California- Paul Gilmartin (s-up) Vilhelm Von Wolveranous- Bananas At Large (Me like blackberries too!) Thank you scary movies- The One Peace Band The Jogger's Song- Fred Wedlock Faking sick- Larry Horowitz (s-up) Wolf Creek Pass- C.W. McCall Frank's not in the band anymore- Worm Quartet (A cool dude...why does Syracuse hate him so?!)) Golf- Bill Engvall (s-up) The Viennese Drinking Song- Camille West (A very talented performer) Wall Martt Polkaa- The Kabalas (The home of cheap plastic crap...) Sailing- Lorne Elliott (s-up) The S.U.V. Song- Cab City Combo (Hey Paul!) I used to work in Chicago- Larry Vincent (Yet another scratchy 45) Send'em back- The Foremen Please help me- Jeff Altman (s-up) Rabbit Valley- The Four Postmen (There aren't many better than these guys) Expose yourself- Harry Shearer Americans- Steve Martin (s-up) Istanbul- They Might Be Giants Catch It and You Keep It- National Lampoon (Bring back the damned magazine, with Matty, Tim and the rest!)) The Interview- Catherine O'Hara, Martin Short and Harold Ramis Refried beans- Alt and the Lost Civilization (Found that one in Canada a while back) Presidential secrets- Dana Gould (s-up) Old Dead Animalskin House- The Royal Canadian Air Farce Stores- Joe Bolster (s-up) Comedy 101 9/11/2003 Deep deep trouble- The Simpsons (Bart) Keep your parents off the internet- Three Dead Trolls In A Baggie (god I love that name) Family life- Bill Engvall (s-up) Barney's on fire- Tony Mason and None of the Above I'm living with a three-foot anti-christ- Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper Baseball/football- George Carlin (s-up) M.I.L.K.- The Consortium of Genius Post nuclear fairy tale- Local Anxiety Women- Jeff Foxworthy (s-up) A nugget of joy from Zorak: from a baby- Zorak (Space Ghost) (Adult Swims rules!) Karen (inspector of my underwear)- Ian Butler Drinking and driving- Jay Sankey (s-up) Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout would not take the garbage out- Shel Silverstein (that's how it's spelled on the CD!) Cruel Frederick- The Tiger Lillies The Gashlycrumb Tinies- Yours Truly School- Brian Regan (s-up) I can see your aura- Rude Girls The mid-west- Scott Hansen (s-up) Fred and Rover- Tony Hendra Humpback whales- Tony Hendra Ghostriders up the nose- Cab City Combo She's got a pretty mouth like Ned Beatty- Cole Slaw and the Baked Bean Band (It would help if you saw "Deliverance") Marriage- Diane Ford (s-up) Along came Jones- The Coasters Homeless people- Nick DiPaolo (s-up) It's no gotta name- Billy Connolly Janitor- Corky and the Juice Pigs Dr. Stephen- Stephen Lynch Hot Nuts- Scotty Underwear- Margaret Smith (s-up) Frontier psychiatrist- The Avalanches A witch- Monty Python Shaving- Jake Johannsen (s-up) Comedy 101 6/3/2004 The Fish People of Berodenon- Ogden Edsl Broken heart- Owen Egerton Sailing- Lorne Elliott (s-up) Me like hockey- The Arrogant Worms Lawn dart- Ed's Redeeming Qualities Buying alcohol- Costaki Economopoulos (s-up) Rubber room- The Dyzmals Life in the Slaw Lane- Kip Addotta Spoiled pets- Nick DiPaolo (s-up) Funeral home commercial- Mark Eddie Sulu's Day- Cab City Combo Leaping nuns- Peter Cook and Dudley Moore Crazy- Tracy and the Hindenburg Ground Crew Hate cats- Steve McGrew (s-up) Dead pigeons #1- National Lampoon Toast (live)- Heywood Banks A witch- Monty Python Superhero sketch- A Cast Of Thousands Dead pigeons #2- National Lampoon My brother Pete- Mike Toomey ("We're not supposed to be here") Alien abductions- Dana Gould (s-up) Special- Stephen Lynch Twins- Judy Tenuta (s-up) Mean Green Mother- Levi Stubbs Space princess- Celestial Navigations My real name- Steve Martin (s-up) I'm too fat- Vic Scionti Steve threw up- Beck The Kretchma- Darby O'Gill Dogs- Emo Philips (s-up) Comedy 101 9/29/2005 Computer Date- Bananas At Large Radio, Radio- Bobby Jimmy and the Critters Musings- Todd Barry (s-up) Love Was- The Air Pirates Frog and Peach- Peter Cook and Dudley Moore Rewired It- Tim Allen (s-up) 30,000 Pounds of Bananas- Harry Chapin and Friends New York- Elayne Boosler (s-up) Made Milwaukee Famous- Vic Scionti Odd things- The Frantics Mom- Judy Tenuta (s-up) Yuppiedrone- The Pheromones A Witch- Monty Python Problems- Garry Shandling (s-up) I'm It- Andy Breckman The S.U.V Song- Cab City Combo Hecklers- Chance Langton (s-up) Porno Burger- Mark Silverman (This is a funny song!) Mr. Wizard- Stevens and Grdnic The End- Hot Waffles Deteriorata- Norman Rose A Nugget of Joy from Zorak: From a Baby- Space Ghost Medication- Margaret Smith (s-up) Comedy 101 11/3/2005 You need feet- Bernard Bresslaw Mr. Custer- Larry Verne Hotels- Nick DiPaolo (s-up) Nocturnal Stumblebutt- Loudon Wainwright III Sportstalk- Big Daddy Graham They're Coming To Take Me Away Ha-Haaa!- Napolean XIV Breakfast In Heaven- Father Guido Sarduci (s-up) Lance Learns To Box- The Credibility Gap I Grew Up Catholic- Jimmy Tingle (s-up) Mission To Mars- Landry and Biener The Legend- 2NU (A superb duo) Kids- Judy Tenuta (s-up) Da Turdy Point Buck- Bananas At Large Shampoo- Cab City Combo Baseball/Football- George Carlin (s-up) Kill The Dog Next Door- The Arrogant Worms Dear Madelyn- Lew Bedell Barbeer shop/Lumberjack Sketch- Monty Python Whittlin' Man- Stephen Lynch Clean Song- Oscar Brand Flip You Like A Cheese Omelette- Jeff Altman (s-up) Mom's Coming To My House- Three Dead Trolls In A Baggie Rodeo Song- Showdown Death- Kathleen Madigan (s-up) I Would But I'm Shy- Fast and Dirty Bike Accident- Craig Campbell (s-up) She Makes Me Feel Big- The Fools Big Balls- AC/DC Crappy Jobs- Dana Gould (s-up) Timeless Watch- Brown Paper Wrapper Love Songs- Richard Jeni (s-up) Comedy 101 12/22/2005 Christmas Is Almost Here- Arrogant Worms Mr. Grinch- Mo Jo Nixon & the Toadliquors 'Twas The Fright Before Christmas- Cryptkeeper A Christmas Carol- Tom Lehrer Christmas Dragnet Part #1 & Part #2- Stan Freberg Christmas On Acid- Radio Free Vestibule Christmas Rap- Cryptkeeper Christmas Stress- The Fools Fifty Kilowatt Tree- The Bobs Christmas Poem- Paul Gilmartin Deck The Stalls With Oats & Barley- Cowtown Chorus Don't Eat The Yellow Snow- Zappa Dwayne Stomp PSA- Travesty Limited Xmas Dad- Kathleen Madigan Girlfriends Family- Dana Gould Green Christmas- Stan Freberg Henri's Artic Outfitters- Royal Canadian Airfarce Holy Shit It's Christmas- Red Peters I Saw Elvis This Christmas- Tom Cool I Shot Santa In My Underwear- The Fools I Want A Rinky-Dinky-Do-Dad For Christmas- Da Yoopers I Want An Alien For Christmas- Fountains of Wayne A Dysfunctional Family Christmas- Todd Yohn Jingle Bells- Mo Jo Nixon & The Toadliquors Lake Dumb SOB- Gary Muledeer Merry Christmas Doctor- Nichols & May Mistletoe- Hollytones Norburt The Nearsighted Reindeer- The Fools Pooey, Pooey, Pooey, It's Christmas- Cali Rose Relaxation With Dr. Weiler- Hollytones Repo Man Is Coming To Town- Sean Morey Santa Got A DWI- Sherwin Linton Santa Klutz- Cab City Combo Sorry- Chunky A That Reindeer Can Play Guitar- Camille West The Christmas Party- Yorgi Yorgesson Evil Santa- Radner & Murray Frozen Logger- The Weavers The Night Santa Went Crazy- Weird Al Yankovic Under Tree World of Jacques Cousteau- Bob Rivers Comedy 101 3/2/2006 I Like Them Big and Stupid- Julie Brown Baygulls- Brak Gas Stations- Costaki Economopoulos (s-up) Cow Patti- Jim Stafford The Mermaid- Bobby Bare Farting in Public- George Carlin (s-up) Clean Underwear- Tim Wilson Acupuncture Clinic- Cheech and Chong My Wife- Barry Martin (s-up) Cockroaches On Parade- Frank Hayes Sulu's Day- Cab City Combo Show Your Bravery- Williams and Ree (s-up) It's In the Book- Johnny Standley A Bit Of a Chat- Peter Cook and Dudley Moore My Philosophy- Emo Philips (s-up) Parrot Sketch- John Cleese and Michael Palin ("Right, I'll have that one then...") Macho Robot- The Android Sisters Lake Dumb SOB- Gary Muledeer (s-up) I'm Drunk- The Fools Argument Clinic- John Cleese, Graham Chapman and Michael Palin (AKA Monty Python) Chinese Buffet- John Pinette (s-up) A Piece of Pie- The Frantics Boobs A Lot- The Holy Modal Rounders Cars- Jay Sankey (s-up) Stinky Breath- Doc Badbreath Cannibalism- Monty Python Fat Men- Vince Valenzuela (s-up)
33: Pagan Potpourri	WBCQ 7.415, Kennebunk, Me
34: Coffee and Cartoons	WJUL 91.5, Lowell, Ma
35	WMBR 88.1, Cambridge, Ma
36	WSAM 106.3, West Hartford, Ct
37: The Reality Break	WXCI 91.7, Danbury, Ct
38: Dave's Gone By	WGBB-AM 1240, Long Island, NY
39	WFMU 91.1, East Orange, NJ
40: The Pab Sungenis Project	WVLT 92.1, Vineland, NJ
Cab City Combo on The Pab Sungenis Project Pab Sungenis 7/23/2000 THE FIBS -- Herpes THE JUICY FRUITS -- Upholstery CAB CITY COMBO -- Lake Pennsylvania FREAKO -- Cartman On "Survivor" SUDDEN DEATH -- South Park Junkie PARAMUTUEL BROADCASTING SYSTEM -- Lord Of Survivor LYNN AHRENS -- Interplanet Janet JACK SHELDON -- Rufus Xavier Sarsparilla SALLY STARR -- Sing A Song Of Happiness THE SHORT CIRCUS -- A Whole New Way (Theme from "The Electric Company") TOM LEHRER -- "Silent E" SMART E'S -- Sesame's Treet COSMIX QUIETSCHE -- Rubber Ducky THREE DEAD TROLLS IN A BAGGIE -- Welcome To the Internet Help Desk TODD RUNDGREN -- I Hate My Frickin' ISP ARIESCOPE PICTURES -- Coffee In Paradise Pab Sungenis 10/15/2000 Pab Sungenis 2/11/2001 LEONARD NIMOY -- Put A Little Love In Your Heart THE CAST OF MST3K -- When I Held Your Brain In My Arms VACANT LOT -- Pamper Me (Put Me In Diapers) LIP SERVICE -- Love And Romance Game HOT WAFFLES -- D.E.B.B.I.E BEN FOLDS FIVE -- Song For The Dumped BEN BROOKS -- Ugly PETER COOK AND DUDLEY MOORE -- Bedazzled CAB CITY COMBO -- Love Makes Me Sick WEIRD AL YANKOVIC -- You Don't Love Me Any More WEIRD AL YANKOVIC -- One More Minute DREWATOR -- You Suck REV. BILLY C. WIRTZ -- Just Friends UNCLE FREDDY IN RADIOLAND -- The Jogger Pab Sungenis 9/16/2001 RUSTY WARREN -- Bounce Your Boobies MEGA SMEGMA -- Breasts! CHRIS LAWSON -- I Go Like Dis TODD RUNDGREN -- Emperor Of The Highway PAUL EVANS -- Seven Little Girls Sitting In The Back Seat RAY STEVENS -- Jeremiah Peabody's Poly Unsaturated.... FIRM -- Star Trekkin' THE ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS SHATNER -- No Tears For Caeaser LEONARD NIMOY -- Highly Illogical BORAY -- Star Trek: The Next Generation 2 CAB CITY COMBO -- Sulu's Day RUSTY SPELL'S RARITIES -- The TV BRAD MONTAGUE -- The TV Song UNCLE FREDDY IN RADIOLAND -- The Zoo Pab Sungenis 11/04/2001 BEATLES -- You Know My Name (Look Up The Number) TOM TUERFF -- The Beatles Are Witches TOO MUCH JOY -- Take A Lot Of Drugs ROWAN ATKINSON -- Divorce Service GAG REFLEX -- Never Love Again ANARCHY STEERING COMMITTEE -- Runnin' Out Of Love BEAT FARMERS -- Happy Boy WAITRESSES -- I Know What Boys Like CAB CITY COMBO -- Needle Boy TONY GOLDMARK -- Kill The Backstreet Boys BOBS -- I Hate The Beach Boys WHO -- I'm A Boy LOGAN WHITEHURST -- Lizard And Fish VOLVO MAROON -- Muh Along With Volvo Maroon MUNKAFUST -- My Birthday's Near Christmas (And It Sucks) Pab Sungenis 12/13/2002 ALLAN SHERMAN -- The 12 Gifts Of Christmas MONDO FAX -- There Ain't No Sanity Claus BAH AND THE HUMBUGS -- Hurricane Santa LOCAL ANXIETY -- Politically Correct Christmas CAPTAIN CRANKY -- Brat X's Christmas Story MARILYN RUCKER -- War Of The Lights MECO -- R2D2 We Wish You A Merry Christmas LUKE SKI -- It's A Fanboy Christmas ARROGANT WORMS -- Christmas Sucks JOHN COUGARSTEIN -- Sucky Sucky Christmas CAB CITY COMBO -- Another Christmas Song Pab Sungenis 2/14/2003 10cc -- Lovers' Anonymous BARNES AND BARNES -- I Hope She Dies ROWAN ATKINSON -- Divorce Service RENNDOG -- I Would Swim Through Hazardous Waste WEIRD AL YANKOVIC -- Since You've Been Gone KACEY JONES -- Every Man I Love Is Either Married, Gay, or Dead MAGNIFICENT GLASS PELICAN -- Confessions Of A Nice Guy REV. BILLY C. WIRTZ -- Just Friends CAB CITY COMBO -- Love Makes Me Sick MONTY PYTHON -- Medical Love Song BROOKS AND FRASER -- Tale Of Two Hands MONKEES -- Since You Went Away CAST OF MST3K -- When I Held Your Brain In My Arms TOM LEHRER -- I Hold Your Hand In Mine Pab Sungenis 2/20/2004 LOGAN WHITEHURST & THE JR. SCIENCE CLUB -- Me and the Snowman CAB CITY COMBO -- Bungalow Bill Ad Nauseum THE GREAT LUKE SKI -- Jon Archer C.W. MCCALL -- Crispy Critters J. GEILS BAND -- No Anchovies, Please JOHN COUGARSTEIN -- Smurfette BIG DADDY GRAHAM -- Let's Call In Sick RICHIE TRUXILLO -- Ode To The Hospital STEPHEN LYNCH -- Doctor Stephen MIKE NICHOLS AND ELAINE MAY -- Physical MIKE NICHOLS AND ELAINE MAY -- A Little More Gauze RAY STEVENS -- Jeremiah Peabody's Polyunsaturated...Purple Pills ANARCHY STEERING COMMITTEE -- I'll Never Marry Janet Jackson CHASTON AND GRODITSKI -- Village KissLITTLE BALD BASTARD -- Super powers Pab Sungenis 2/11/2005 CAST OF "WICKED" -- What Is This Feeling? DAVID JAGGARD -- Everyone's In Love But You ROYAL CANADIAN AIR FARCE -- Sex With Sue KAYCEE JONES -- Every Man I Love Is Married, Gay, Or Dead DICK PRICE -- The Cupid Who Couldn't Shoot Straight CELTIC ELVIS -- Little Head CAB CITY COMBO -- Love Makes Me Sick FIBS -- Herpes TOM LEHRER -- I Got It From Agnes MONTY PYTHON -- Medical Love Song BROOKS AND FRASER -- A Tale Of Two Hands BERNADETTE PETERS -- Making Love Alone JIM STAFFORD -- My Girl Bill DUDLEY MOORE AND PETER COOK -- Bedazzled REV. BILLY C. WIRTZ -- Just Friends
41: Crazy College	WVUD 91.3, Newark, De
42: The KML Show	WIYY ROCK98, Baltimore, MD
43: The Jeff and Jeff Show	WRXL, Richmond, Va
44: Laugh Tracks	WXDU, Durham, NC
Cab City Combo on Laugh Tracks Laugh Tracks 2/18/2006 Laugh Tracks 3/11/2006 Laugh Tracks 3/18/2006 Laugh Tracks 7/29/2006 Laugh Tracks 8/5/2006 Laugh Tracks 1/6/2007 Laugh Tracks 1/27/2007 Laugh Tracks 2/10/2007 Laugh Tracks 2/24/2007 Laugh Tracks 4/7/2007 Laugh Tracks 5/19/2007 Laugh Tracks 6/9/2007 Laugh Tracks 7/21/2007 Laugh Tracks 7/28/2007 Laugh Tracks 8/18/2007 Laugh Tracks 9/8/2007 Laugh Tracks 12/15/2007 Laugh Tracks 12/22/2007 Laugh Tracks 1/26/2008 Laugh Tracks 2/9/2008 Laugh Tracks 3/1/2008
45	WDCC 90.5, Sanford, NC
46	WZLS 96.5, Asherville, NC
47: How To Recognize Different Types of Trees From Quite A Long Way Away	WTPL 610, Greeneville, TN
Cab City Combo on How To Recognize Different Types of Trees From Quite A Long Way Away How to Recognize 4/17/2003: Bless Me Barbie - Carol Ponder Party Doll (Early Fade) - Big Daddy Britney Zombie - Tony Goldmark Metal Junior - Cab City Combo The Little Space Girl - Jesse Lee Turner Franks Not In The Band Anymore (Radio Edit) - Worm Quartet Girls Dont Fart - Strangley Brown Another One Rides The Bus - "Weird Al" Yankovic Sweet Transvestite - The Rocky Horror Show (Original London Cast) Jurassic Park - "Weird Al" Yankovic
48: Bizarro 88	WRAS 88.5, Atlanta, Ga
49: Nummy Muffin Cocoa Butter	WVUA 90.1, Tuscaloosa, Al
Cab City Combo on Nummy Muffin Cocoa Butter Nummy Muffin 6/14/1999: MST3K - Theme Luke Ski - Theme Little Shop of Horrors - Dentist Song Space Ghost - Don't Touch Me Tony Goldmark - You Bug Me Green Jello - 3 Little Pigs Arrogant Worms - Jesus' Brother Bob Rob Paravonian - Walmart Devo - Head Like a Hole Andy Breckman - Don't Get Killed Not Quite Normal - Weird Al Yankovic's Biological Children The Judy's - Don't be a Hippy Wesley Willis - Kurt Cobain Not for Broadcast - Big Friendly Dog 1000 Mona Lisas - You Ought to Know (Dr. Demento) - The Scottsman Weird Al - Mr. Frump and the Iron Lung They Might Be Giants - James K. Polk Larry Weaver - Grandpa's Gone Gangsta' Corky and the Juice Pigs - Rabies Hagfish - Twistin' (a really cool tmbg cover, fyi) Luke Ski - 88 Lines about 44 Simpsons Anamaniacs - ? something and the Punsters - Gafiltafish Willie Wonka - I want it Now Sifl and Olly - Llama School Cab City Combo - Louis Louis Junior's Army - Giant in My Pants King Missile - Detachable Penis Duncan Guy Band - Aunt Flo Dead Alewives - Answering Machine Negativland - The best Taste Around Tonio K. - Funky WEstern Civ. Bobby Joe Ebola and the Chicken McNuggets - Freshman Philosophy Tom Lehrer - Poisoning Pigons in the Park John Forester - Helium RHPS - Eddie Soul Coughing - Buddah Rubarb Butter ? - Dead Puppies None of the Above - I hate Smurfs None of the Above - 9 Inch claws Nummy Muffin 7/26/1999: NMCB - Theme Luke Ski - Theme Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool Weird Al - Headline News Andy Breckman - The Cheese Stands Alone Tom 'T-Bone' Stankus - Existential Blues ? - Sleepin' With my Grandma The Frantics - Ti Kwan Leep/Boot to the Head Sifl & Olly - I Know What Boys Like Sudden Death(featuring Luke Ski) - Kicked in the Balls Steve Martin - Grandmother song Heywook Banks - Dust Mites Scrooe Lewis - Duck Butter Cab City Combo - Jesus Jr. Eric Houg and Tom Rockwell - Internet Radio Luke Ski - Keanu Reeves for Pepsi Faust and Lewis - Net Girl Rob Paravonian - Wal-Mart Groove Handle - Large Women's Panties Weird Al - Polka Power Monty Python - Every Sperm is Sacred Negativland - The Smile You can't Hide The Kwiffs - Roy's Duck Farm Vinnie and the Stardusters - XXXMas Song They Might Be Giants - Istanbul(Not Constantinople) Brownsville remix Bobby Joe Ebola and the Chicken McNuggets - Ghost Riders in the Hood The Judy's - don't be a Hippy The Kwiffs - Crowbars and Kittens Not Quite Normal - Disembodied Body Boy DaYoopers - DJ Blues The Four Postmen - Four Years of High School Spanish Spinal Tap - Sex Farm Wally Pleasant - I was a Teenage Republican Frank Zappa - Don't Eat the Yellow Snow Pain - Army of the Bored Lard - They're coming to take me Away Nummy Muffin 9/11/1999: MST3K - NMCB Luke Ski - NMCB II Luke Ski - Baby Got Brak Dead Alewives - The Answering Machine None of the Above - Little Bits of Blue (I Hate Smurfs) Wally Pleasant - Alternateen Tony Goldmark - Adolescing Tom Lehrer - The Wiener Schnitzel Waltz Pain - Fight Not Quite Normal - Revenge of the Pog Velvet Cactus Society - Just Die The Collective - Out of Context Clinton Shuffle Sudden Death - Everybody Dies Choochoo - Y2K Scorched Mirth Policy - Y2K Made My Penis Explode The Evolution Control Committee - Rocked by Rape Cab City Combo - Pinball Wizard in 7 Seconds Gigoletts - Yo Momma Blues Big Daddy - Ice Ice Baby (Vanilla Be Good!) The King - Come as You Are Prozac for Lovers - I Wanna Be Sedated Battery - Gangsta's Paradise Raymond & Scum - Nobody Loves the Comedy Band PullMyFinger - Silent But Deadly Night Frank Gallop - Ballad of Irving Butt Trumpet - I Left My Flannel in Seattle Flying Fish Sailors - Give Me Coffee Roy - That Christmas Song Flipper - Ha Ha Ha song Heywood Banks - The Cat Got Dead Jim Infantion and Jim's Big Ego - Meanies Amusya (or 7307 Melrose Avenue) - Hail Julian MST3K - Clowns in the Sky
50: The Big Fat Show	WCPR 97.9, Gulfport, MS
51: Make Me Laugh	WTAN 1340, Clearwater, Fl
52: Robin's Nest	CJSW 90.9, Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Cab City Combo on Robin's Nest Robin's Nest 9/27/2001: Funk & Lata - Sambadrome. Robin's intro Tiny Tim - Stairway to Heaven Twang Bang - Everything's Important Two Jew Review -- Whipped The Reduced Shakespeare Company, episode III, - The Histories Steve Goodie - A Day in the Life Kenny Young & the Eggplants - The Cookie Song Kenny Young & the Eggplants - The Kebab Shop Twang Bang - Sex Without Love The Three Stooges - The Alphabet Song Jump 'N The Saddle - Curly Shuffle Cab City Combo - Jesus Jr. Ritt Henn - Chicks Dig Me 'Cuz I Bowl The Cowards - Friggin' Guys Ivor Biggun - The Cockerel Song The Cowards - Friggin' Guys part II Les Barker - Deja Vu Buddy Wasisname & the Other Fellers - Chainsaw Earle Barry Man - Who Put The Bomp (in the bomp bomp bomp) Jim Backus & Friends - Delicious Herbie Man - It's A Funky Thing Leon Redbone - Diddy Wah Diddy Tiny Tim - Hey Jude (cha cha cha version) Ween - Benos Tardes Amigo The Reduced Shakespear Company - A Damn Scottsman Twang Bang - I feel Weird
53: Good Company	99.7, Brisbane, Australia
54: The Crazy Jay Show	88.2, Auckland, New Zealand

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